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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: December 01, 2005, 07:04:19 AM »

If anybody here has Necro Butcher stuff they should hook me up. I wanna see that match with Samoa Joe.

Atom the Red Rooster is classic Terry Taylor. The early 90's sauve Mr. Computer Terry Taylor was a fucking homo.

Rich I remeber Col. DeBeers. I remeber him fueding with Big Scott Hall. In Col. DeBeers promos he cut, the good Col. always said shit like "Scott Hall is a steroid user." Really funny shit. Rich remember The Team Challenge Series?

Ok now on to the mighty Ken Patera. The guy was a total dude. After an AWA event in Green Bay Ken Patera and Mr. Sieto(sp?) wanted some McDonalds. They just closed and the crew was getting ready to leave. Ken tried getting served and when they told him no he flipped. Ken through a huge rock through the front of McDonalds and roughed up the staff. Anyway he spent sometime in jail. The best was when he was released the WWF hired him. When He came back Bobby Heenan was cutting promos about how he made a career of making licence plates. Of course Ken Patera was the babyface when he got out of jail.

Gotta go back to work. Oh and young Steve I still have the other computer, my brother built us a sweet new computer. I'm not sure what it all has, but I know I can burn DVD's play some serious vids, and download so much IP my eyes will fall out.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 30, 2005, 07:01:08 PM »

I just got a new computer. I'm baked and I'm gonna try and hook this shit up. I'm listening to "Billion Dollar Babies" and that's cool too.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 29, 2005, 02:37:57 PM »

Rich I liked Barry Windham. He was great in NWA, but when he jumped ship over to the WWF his career sank right down. His gimmick "The Widowmaker" was fucking cheesy. He only really wrestled jobbers before they let him go. Also actually he was in WWF twice. The first time he was in a tage team with Mike Rotundo(sp).

Necro Butcher looks pretty killer. I wanna check out some of his matches. However his website has nothing for sale. I did read an interview with him, and I'd totally smoke up with the guy. I don't think he'll ever be in any major federations seeing as he likes dropping acid and other fun stuff. If kevin was a wrestler I think he'd be quite abit like the Necro Butcher. Getting loaded, doing acid, smokin' wind, and being a bloody mess.

Steve it's really sad about Bam Bam Biglow. The guy is basically homeless sleeping on his brothers bed. I guess it looks like he'll be spending time in jail soon too. Oh did I forget to mention that he lives off social security too.

Flexi Lexi. What else do I have to say about this bafoon. Seriously though I found this video clip of a recent Lex Luger interview for some indy promotion. Lex doesn't make a lick of sense and he gets into a serious brawl with his t-shirt. Fucking funny. http://www.nwacyberspace.com/v2/index.php?option=content&task=category&sectionid=8&id=40&Itemid=74

Chris Masters is a fucking tool and talks like he has marbles in his mouth. Vince likes guys with muscles so he can bust a nut.

The double Clothseline is fucking gay. You really don't see that used very much anymore.

Ted Dibiase is a total fucking stud. Ted had some great matches back in the day. I think he's kinda of a hypacrite now. I realize he found god and all, but to go and work as a road agent for the devil himself. I remember him talking shit about WWF and how they tried to poison his mind and such. Now he's on the devils payroll.

I'm not a big Bob Dylan fan. the song "Hurricane" is really good though. I will say it's probably easier to understand what Bob Dylan says more so than Chris Masters.

CM Punk is punk to the maxxx. Straight Edge 4 life. I don't care if he comes out to some cheesy nu-metal song or not. Give the kid the push he deserves. I saw a sign at the Survivor Series that said CM PUNK THE NEXT SHAWN MICHAELS.

Steve what is going on with JJ Dillion? I haven't heard about his troubles.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Soriano, what's yer take on....

« on: November 28, 2005, 06:37:58 AM »

Scott Taco Bell does hit ya' like a ton of bricks once you get older. I found a taco bar in Appleton with free tacos during happy hour. So I go when I don't feel like cooking. I drink a couple beers and eat a bunch of free tacos. Whats yer take on Taco Johns? Do they have those out by you?

Whats yer take on me schooling the A-Frames on Alice Cooper? They didn't really know anything by him. I put on "Killer" packed a bowl and we tore up Holcombs Bar and Grill all night. They really dug it too. Scott whats yer take on Alice Cooper?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 28, 2005, 06:28:18 AM »

Steve I missed your take on us portraying the Horsemen. Of course Atom would be The Enforcer Arn Anderson. Seeing as how I'm a married man I'll have to pass the torch of Space Mountain to you Steve. You can be Flair. Anyway I'm a huge Tully Blanchard mark so it all works out. Rich can be Ole Anderson, and Soriono can be in the JJ Dillion managers role.


 Bah-Ring It I've never heard of Necro Butcher. I'm a big fan of Samoa Joe though. Whats yer take on Ring Of Honor? Anyway I like some of those Death matches. I like classic bloody brawls. I had a death match tape and borrowed it to somebody. I haven't seen it since. Cactus Jack was always my favorite in those to win. Leatherface was kinda cheesy.

I just took a big res hit and I think I'm gonna fall over.

Mr. E Action I used to always watch Global after school on ESPN. I really liked some of it too. Some of it was pretty cheesy, but there was some good shit too. I was a Lightning Kid fan back in the day. I actually saw him wrestle as Lightning Kid at Pierce Park in Appleton. I even have an autographed picture of him. Granted I paid five bucks for the picture. He wrote "To Richard,  L Kid." Then he drew a lightning bolt on the picture too. Ohter shit about Global. I remember Buff Bagwell starting out there as "The Handsome Stranger." Any way he dressed like a chippendale and wore a Zorro type mask. Harlem Heat wrestled there. Brother Love was one of the guys doing play by play action. There was a long going angle about the heels getting paid by some "Mr. Big" guy to do all this dirty work. Nobody knew who he was for months and there was speculation of some big names coming in. Anyway none of that happened and the Mr. Big guy ended up being Brother love under a different character.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 26, 2005, 01:43:22 PM »

Bah-Ring It you are right about the Boogy Man being a guilty pleasure. I've heard also that he kinda sucks in the ring. You mention Papa Shango, remember Rasta The Voodoo Man from Global Wrestling?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 25, 2005, 02:48:14 PM »

I forgot to mention that I think I have a porn here somewhere with Heather Hunter on it.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 25, 2005, 02:46:40 PM »

Bah-Ring It I'm not really into the whole Smackdown midget division. I'm sure it's something they'll drop in a few months anyway. Bah-Ring It what is yer take on the Boogy Man?

Steve everybody knows that Bush is the antichrist. Scott is metal for getting to post 666, and opening up for Slayer back in the day.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 25, 2005, 02:39:04 PM »

Jessay that is a great story. I'm not a hunter but I like to shoot guns. I'd probably kill a coon though. They can be fucking pests, but make great hats. Yer dad and my oldest brother should get together. My brother lived a long ass time in Alaska. He owned over 1500 acres of land. Anyway he used to raise wild boars for hunting parties. My brother lives in Florida now, and one of my nephews was saying that my brother wants to start a gator farm. I don't think that will happen, cuz my brother has M.S. kinda bad.



Dale who are you rocking with these days? If Fuzzhammer isn't in yer band, recruit him now. The song sound alright though. You should reunite Bad Deals. Nick Dirty fucking rules! Dale that new guitar you bought is going to make some beautiful noise. You could start a metal band with the Mord. That would rule.

Atom It's a date. I'll provide the wind, and you bring the Heenan Show. The show itself sounds really killer from what you posted.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 23, 2005, 03:05:19 PM »

Richard Adventure - Say before you got married you were in a bar and this "chick" came up to you and came on really strong, so strong that you said what the fuck, she's as big as me but it might be fun. So you take her to your place and she blows you good but not to finish. You are about to fuck doggie style (she still has her skirt on) and she says "No not there. It is that time of the month." And directs you toward her bung. While you are about to cock some brown you notice that "she" has a set of balls. Then you look at "her" close and you see it is your friend Young Steve. Do you just say fuck it and lay the pipe to him good and hard. Or do you beat his ass for playing such a dirty trick on a friend? 

Scott I'd have to put the boots to Steve if he tried doing that to me.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 23, 2005, 03:00:38 PM »

Dale I'm gonna try and type out a final farwell sort of take on the old message board. I hope it works. Also does anybody know how I could save all those take on my computer? I made it to almost 100 pages. Maybe this one will someday.

Bushmeister I told you this take in person. It sucks you lost yer wind. I lost some in a puddle at the blackout this year. Just be glad it was only some shake you lost.


Dale that article in the Onion rules. Even though Mord realizes it is fake I have two takes. First off I agree with the article. The horned hand has lost it's touch the past few years. I agree also that Dio should be on the metal counsel. The man made the horned hand famous. I'll go on record to for this one Mord. Dio is a better frontman than Ozzy. That's not saying that I like Dio's Black Sabbeth days better. Dio was for sure the best singer for Black Sabbeth after Ozzy. I will also say that every time I hear an Ozzy song or a Black Sabbeth song I get a bad taste in my mouth. Ever since the Osborne family tried fucking with the all mighty Iron Maiden I turn Ozzy off.

Whoa nelly Steve. Hey let me tell you about the Lochness Monster. Back along time ago in Scotland Yard roamed a mighty beast. It is believed that the Lochness Monster survived though the ice age and such. First hand views describe the beast to have two huge humps when it surfaces. There were some fishermen that were never found out in those parts. I knew it couldn't be the Bermuda Triangle that made those fishermen vanish. Makes you really think.....doesn't it?

Ah the Abominable Snowman. Cousin to the Boggy Creek creature. The Abominable Snowman rules the cold mountains in Siberia. The natives I talked to refer to the creature as the Yeti. Reports indicate that the creature is indeed a carnivore and should be dealt with great caution.

New York Dolls are cool. Sylvain Sylvain is a total dude.

I love the Star Wars trilogy. I could give a shit about the three piles of crap that George Lucas made in recent years. Deal with it.

Bret Hart was screwed. Vince is a slimeball and Shawn Michaels is a yes man.

I heard something about Kurt angle somewhere about his pain killer use. I also heard some shit that docters advise him not to wrestle. I guess he risks being paralized every time he gets into the squared circle.

I don't really give a shit about the WWE drug policy. Good for them I guess. I don't know what they'll really accomplish with it. The wrestlers that are using can just jump ship to TNA or do the indy circuit. I guess that Bam Bam Biglow is in the shitter with the law. He got a drunk driving or something and he owes a bunch of money for shild support. Also Biglow is basically homeless at this point sleeping at his girlfriend house ot his brothers couch. Also he is collecting social security.


Atom I never heard of the Bobby Heenan Show. I'm sure it's entertaining though. I haven't seen that Warrior dvd yet either.

The Nuge would slap the taste right out of Spectors mouth before using his favorite gun on him. The Nuge hunting the greatest trophy ever........man.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 23, 2005, 02:05:45 PM »

Happy Thanksgiving fuckers. I'm ready to gobble up some food, and deal with certain inlaws. Thank goodness for pot though. I'll be prepared to deal with the gayness that will happen.

It's sad to see alot of mighty heroes day within days apart. Link Wray was a total dude. I missed him at the casino, but the video footage I saw of him live was great. Link was a wild man on stage. Walking around making crazy ass noise out of his guitar. His wife was kinda weak though. I wish I had my Link Wray 2 disc set right now, but I donated it awhile back to one of the local establishments I patron.


Nanne you had a take on the pooper? I fucked a jew in the ass once.

Nanne I dig Genesis every now and then. Phil Collins is more of a dude than Peter Gabriel.

Steve yer dream is pretty good. I know you can't control yer dreams. Seriously dude, you could have picked a more rockin' Seger classic to give somebody a suplex to. The song "Down On Main Street" is fine and such, but it's kinda weak in the ass kickin' songs catagory.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Soriano, what's yer take on....

« on: November 20, 2005, 05:52:16 AM »

WAIT!!!

I just read that entire post, and whoa...you're into PRINCE~!!!

FAG!!!!

Game. Blouses.

You know what's gayer than Prince?

Husker Du!

Thanks I'll be here all nite. Okay, that's a lie. I'm going to bed.

Steve don't fuck with Prince. The guy has gotten more tail than most mortal men. Except for maybe Paul Stanley.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 19, 2005, 12:39:29 PM »

Scott I like the way that guy writes about wrestling matches. The guy seems geeky from his profile, but hell we all have some geek in us. I read about Wrestlemania IV and the best line he had was "Butch Reed? More like Bitch Reed."

Scott my take on Randy Orton is this. I like him and I don't like him. Randy is as you know a third generation wrestler. The kid has everything going for him. Unfortunately Vince McMahon shoved him down our throats to the piont were people didn't buy into him. The best stint he did was back when he was injured. Randy would come out and cut a really cocky promo about how his arm was 70% better and docters say I can maybe come back soon. Randy did that for several months. Randy makes a great heel, but a terrible face. Vince decided awhile back that they would give the world title to Randy Orton. He won against Chris Beniot. Randy played the role of the heel. Well the next night his running mates turn on him and instantly made him a face. That is when WWE and Vince Mcmahon dropped the ball with Randy Orton. Since having Randy Orton as a good guy failed they made him lose the title right away at the following PPV. Scott you might want to watch Smackdown Friday. Randy Orton is wrestling for the world heavyweight title in a street fight. The champ is hurt in reality and needs time to rehab the injury. So it looks like they are giving Randy Orton the title on Friday Smackdown. It was originally supposed to go to Eddie Guerrero but he died.

Dale I'm a fan of Twisted Willie! Ieven have his book. It's pretty good. I'd totally burn the wind with Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson smoked wind with Jimmy Carter didn't he? Or was it just him smoking on top of the White House? I forget.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 19, 2005, 12:03:44 PM »

First and foremost I'm glad to see the TB board up and running.

I know it's been a week since the death of Eddie Guerrero. I haven't really had to have a chance to say my peace. Eddie was one hell of a performer in the ring. I never seen any of his ECW stuff, cept for the 2 out of 3 fall match with the Iceman Dean Malenko. The second Eddie Guerrero stepped into a WCW ring I was an instant fan. I never dissed the mullet or the stache only promoted it. Captain always talked trash about Eddie Guerrero and I said give the guy a chance. Eddie could play the face or heel and it didn't matter. Hell it didn't matter who he wrestled I always had Eddies back. I will say I think some of the best stuff Eddie Guerrero ever did was with the LWO(Latino World Order). I'll go on record that at that piont in Eddies life I bet it would have been a blast to fuckin' giv'r with Eddie Guerrero. Atom you should do me a favor. If you see the Wizard tell him if he still has that LWO shirt I gave him, wear it with pride. Also never give it away to anyone. Well anyway, Eddie we'll all miss you. You brought something special to the squared circle that will never be replaced. Thank you and Rock.In.Peace.


Steve looking back on these takes. Yes I'd throw it in that Asian girl. I think you asked me my take on her before though.

Pac-Man rules. I'm pretty good at it too. When it comes to Galaga though I have a serious trigger finger. I've been playing alot of Punch-Out for NES lately. As far as throwing it in Ms. Pac-Man, well if I was in a vid I'd let her gobble my balls.

The Troggs are pretty rockin'.

Steve I didn't here about Tazz and Michael Cole hiding out in their rental car before Smackdown. They could have winded it up. Tazz probably burned once or twice. Actually I heard Michael Cole likes to party after the Smackdown tapings. His type of partying probably takes place at joints like the blue oyster bar if you know what I mean.

Jimmy Valiant was a total dude. He was a favorite of Soupy and Alice. I remember he lost a match against Paul Jones and had to shave his beard. Classic.

Dale did you takes the boys to see some wrestling in mighty Port Huron or what?  Did you skip out and just check out some band with foxy chixxx play at the Roche? I bet if Clark was with you he'd want to check out the chixxx. Clark never watches wrestling with me. I do know he's a ladies dog though.

Johnno I would love to visit Japan someday. I wouldn't want to live there though. I keep telling Steve to get a job in Wisconsin and just move here. Steve told me that he wants to live in Japan for a few years then move to Wisconsin. Steve do yourself a favor and take a vacation. Use the rest of the cash you have saved and move to Green Bay. If it's an Asain girl yer looking for there are plenty of buffets here for you to comb for tail.


Eli I think George Webb is ok and stuff. You won't find me at the one in Milwaukee though. The sister that worked there hated us crackers for coming in a wrecking her late night cuz we're all hungry. Shit I'm still waiting for my chili they never brought out. They probably went to mexico to get it. I should be getting soon.

Dale I bet the conversation you had with Mick about his rocket ship was epic. I can seehim telling you that his ship is made up of alot of tubes.