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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 10, 2005, 07:58:40 AM »

I have no quarrel's with female bass players. If the band sucks at least you can look at the bass player. I did see a local metal band with a female bass player. I couldn't see her face cuz she was doing head whips the entire time she played. Dale my take is that you are a total dude for wanting to throw it in two different female bass players in one month.

Dale I have to look for my Goodnight Lovin' cd and listen to "Up North Girls." Being from Wisconsin I'm sure they appreciate a lil' thickness to girls. I know I do. I remember dating some pretty skinny girls and I was always afraid I'd split them in half with the Holcomb penis.

Rich I always liked Booker T. I think he got the shaft a few times in wrestling, but oh well. As far as liking him now, his set of moves and matches have gotten really stale. I've seen the guy wrestle for the past 12+ years of my life and I won't be sorry if I don't have to see another one of his matches. I liked Harlem Heat with his brother Stevie Ray. When Harlem Heat first entered WCW they were gonna be a tag team of slaves and come to the ring in shackles and handcuffs. I'm suprised that Vince hasn't done that yet. I know Booker T was in kind of a racist angle with HHH. HHH would talk shit about how Booker T's kind don't deserve a title shot and such.


Steve every year around the end of may Dundas has the Testicle Festival. It's a weekend of eating bull nuts and getting drunk in mighty Dundas Wisconsin. I try and go every year. I missed it last year do to the fact that it's the same weekend as the Black Out. I've gotten really drunk a few times I went to the Testicle Festival. The bull nuts are rolled out flat and cut into strips and deep fried. You can eat them plain or dip them in ranch, bbq, honey mustard, ketchup. They kinda taste like deep fried pork or pork chop. I will say that bull nuts aren't as bad to eat as they sound either.

Steve with Soriano as our manager we will tear up the ROH ring like no others! With our great manager, the Turd Moonsault, and the Colon Driver we'll tear the shit right outta people! You've been warned.

I don't really care about open beer being thrown out of a car if you know how to throw right. Not like that guy in yer car with cerebral palsy.

Steve I think you Todd, and Eli should get to work on yer robot that takes off the clothing of women. You three can work alongside Mick Collins while he works on his rocket ship.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 10, 2005, 07:29:36 AM »

Sorry for any delays on these takes. I'm trying to fix up my computer.

Anyway Scott if us TB'ERS were put into the squared circle this is how things would go down. Mitch Cardwell would be the senior referee. Mitch is firm but fair, he'll call it right down the line. Young Steve and I will be a tag team and Scott you can manage us. We'll talk a bunch of trash to the fans, and Scott you can perfect the art of cheating so you're team will always win.

Keeping up with the NWO after awhile became impossible. There were different factions of the NWO and not only that, most of the locker room became a NWO member at some point or another. I liked the whole concept, and for awhile I was a NWO mark. Then of course it became a big pile of crap. The day Hulk Hogan first turned heel was a day that went down in wrestling history. Nobody ever expected Hogan to turn heel and when he did the shit hit the fan. I never seen a ring get littered like that with beer, soda, or anything that wasn't bolted to the ground. The first NWO faction was the black and white, then the Wolf Pack was for into red and black. For awhile it was just the two factions. Then there was a faction with Jeff Jarrett and Bret Hart called NWO silver and black. The best spinoff was LWO with all the luchidors led by Eddie Guerraro.

When I was a kid I liked Van Hammer Steve. The guy always jobbed to everybody, but because he looked like Sammy Hagar on roids I liked him. Looking back the guy was totally cheesy. To think when I was a kid watching WCW I was way into to it. I admit that I was into the whole Black Scorpion angle and alot of other crap that WCW threw at us. Looking back and seeing the shit now is mind boggling and sentimental at the same time.

Glacier is a homo.

Steve 3 Count is a cheap late 90's WWF attitude era kind of team. I get creeped out when Ron Killings dances around. It looks like he has no bones in his body when he wiggles.

Steve you didn't mention the 44 year old lady to me this weekend. Did you talk dirty to her in Japanese? Did the older woman teach you a few lessons in the sack?


Fucking Mord!!!! You are right about kids not knowing about real metal. Seriously dude I'm a metal lover. For a while I was losing faith in metal. I'd hear stuff that I like here and there, but not much. Then one day Captain put in a cd that was entitled 3 Inches Of Blood. 3 Inches Of Blood restored my faith into metal. Seriously one of the best metal albums I've heard in years Mord. Fuck all that false metal shit. I'm not talking Vain either. I'm talking about Korn, Limp Biscuit, and all that other crap classified as metal.  Fuck that shit right in the ear.


High tops rule. I used to were big ol' high tops back in school. Mord high tops are part of a metal heads gear. Ripped jeans, muscle shirt, and high tops. Tube socks are great too. They are very handy when you don't have pockets. You can put yer newports on the right leg, and yer comb on the left.


Bang Tango were fucking gay. I was listening to shit like Napalm Death, Kreator, and Exodus when those fucks were around.

Scott Henry Winkler is the man. I haven't had a chance to see that new show with him on. Henry Winkler was the mastmind behind McGyver. Anyway Happy Days was one of the greatest shows on tv. Two things on that. 1. Soupy named me after Richie. Happy Days was his favorite show in 1974 and he wanted me to grow up like Richie Cunningham. 2. When I was getting my tonsils out as a kid Happy Days was on tv the night before surgery. I started freaking out cuz it was the rodeo one were Fonzie rides the bull. I put on the nurse call light and start freaking out to have her call my brother so I can tell him it's on.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 03, 2005, 03:24:08 PM »

Josh I had to work. I'm going to see him in Milwaukee on Saturday. I'm sure that my not being there didn't ruin your night. Get over it.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 03, 2005, 02:09:10 PM »

 CJM I liked the Road Warriors up until they joined WWF. Back in the AWA they used to come out to "Iron Man." Hell I even think they did for awhile in NWA/WCW. The song really fit them to. After awhile it seemed like they sorta dropped the Road Warrior name, to just being called Legion Of Doom or L.O.D. for short. There is a L.O.D. 2005 wich is really lame.

Atom I'm not a fan of all the old wrestlers that are popping up all over. I respect the wrestlers and all, but c'mon I wanna see the stars of today. I'll watch the classics on video. I'd rather see classic WCW Vader matches then to have to see that monster gut he has. I will say it was cool to see Koko B. Ware though.

Nanne hows it like to be a dad these days? Anyway I think you'll be fine raising a seven year old. They are at a vulnerable age to start teaching the ways to rock. You may get cranky from time to time, but just remember it's all part of teaching the kid how to rock. I don't think that really makes sense, but I'm smoking some killer hawkwind right now listening to Iron Maiden. "Flight of Icarus" to be exact.

The fad known as the Message Board started a long time ago. I'm not sure the date or anything. People can talk about anything on the message boards across the internet. From sheep fucking to Terminal Boredom. The message board is a neat thing for stoners, drunks, and dudes. You talk shit about whatever. It kills time too.

Todd I'm smokin' some serious fuckin' wind too. I figured I'd show a little class while Steve is in town. I think sitting in yer pajamas and smokin wind all day is great. Captain Beefhart is a dude.

CJM my take on all these "take threads" is that I really don't care.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: November 03, 2005, 01:35:11 PM »

Steve I really think it's a blessing in disguise for Christian leaving WWE. Even if Christian signed a new deal, he would still be jobbing out to everybody. I can see a better future for him in TNA.

Christopher Daniels is a great wrestler. The guy is better than most anybody in WWE. The only thing wrong with him is sometimes he looks like a cross between Mr. Clean and a exotic dancer.

Sonjay Dutt is "The Playa from the Himalaya." He is a fun wrestler to watch, but so are most of the guys in TNA.

Steve that ROH card looks to be a real good one. I can't wait to see Joe VS. Daniels. This weekend will be epic yet trepic.


Shane Douglas is kind of a bitch. The guy is always whining on how he's been fucked over. Blah fucking blah.

Steve on Monday night when I saw Vader's Gut I was like HOLY SHIT! Dude that was a fucking large gut. I always was a fan of Vader. I love all his WCW stuff he did. His Japen shit is cool too. Once he originally went to WWE his career went down the tubes. I even think he was teaming with Steve Blackman for awhile. That gut is priceless. Then the doofus tripped getting out of the ring. I was laughing pretty hard.

I'm glad Austin said fuck it to Vinnie Mac. Seriously after his promo almost a month ago it send chills down my arm. My faith in Austin was revived for a moment. His promo didn't have any of that "WHAT" bullshit in it. I heard they were going to have Austin job with the help of Mark Henry. Why didn't they job Batista if they were going to job Austin? I could see having Austin job with the interference of Hollywood Hogan. They could have had slow build to a match between the two at Wrestlemania.

WWE wrestling has been weak Steve. I am a mark for TNA though.

CJM I remember seeing The Rockers back in the day. I remember them debuting as "The Midnight Rockers" back in the AWA. Soon after they dropped the midnight part of it. Marty Jannetty was always the dude of the two. About six months ago or so Marty Jannetty was resigned with WWE, but only wrestling a small handful of times before getting the ax. I heard he couldn't handle his personal demons...............sss ssnnnoorrrtttt!!

As far as being a fan of The Rockers they were a team I didn't really care much about. Shawn Michaels is a very talented wrestler, but I'm not really a fan of him or his character. I always like Marty Jannetty more, but the poor guy never really got the recognition he deserved.





 

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 31, 2005, 10:53:04 AM »

I forgot to mention Colin. He has the best afro Wisconsin has to offer. Rob Tyner nuff sed. Did I mention that Colin looks like Screech too. Colin is not only very talented, but a swell guy to hawk wind with too.

Jessay I have to agree with you. Alice Cooper is the best halloween artist there is. I think I'll have to play some Alice Cooper when I'm passing candy out to kids tonight. I went to a haunted house in Green Bay a few nights ago and they played alot of classic Alice Cooper while waiting in line. That ruled.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 31, 2005, 09:12:30 AM »

Sweetie Pie I've never heard anything about Screech and Slater throwing down. Anyway I don't really know who would win the fight. Dustin Diamond is black belt, kick boxes, and knows all that jujitsu kind of stuff. They probably got along to some extent on the show seeing as they ended up going to college together(on the show that is).

Mario Lopez is not a flamer. He was married to that hot doritos girl for awhile. He did play in that movie about Greg Luganis though. So that is the closest to gay he has been.

Erickelric I used to always watch "Greatest American Hero." William Katt is a dude. It seems whenever I go thrift shopping or am riding in my sisters car I always hear the theme song on the light FM stations. As cheesy as the song is I still have a spot in my heart for it. I haven't watched the show in many years, but didn't he have a book to teach him all his skills? Everytime he did something it would backfire and shit, but in the end though he pullud through in the clutch.

Slim Goodbody was kind of a weirdo. I'd wear that jumpsuit he had though. I remember always watching his show in school for science class.
The songs he sang about the human body were priceless.

I've met a few white guys with afros. Slimgoodbody had one, so did William Katt, and Steve Sanders from 90210. I went to school with this guy named Kevin Cook. He was a dipshit car guy. He always tried being a dick to me for no reason at all. Eventually I got fed up and started calling him the only white boy with an afro. The fucker didn't like that. He even went as far as trying to straighten it out professionally. Anyway his fro wasn't huge or anything. It was more nice and tight to his head, just like he got a perm or something.

Mr. E. Action I always watched "Press Your Luck." The host was kind of an idiot, but the little whammy devil skits ruled. I watch it when it's on Game Show Network. They have some pretty classic gameshows on that channel. There is a modern spinoff show called "Whammy" which is pretty weak.

I should let my father in law know about Gum-O-Flage. Big Terry is a total serious hunter. All that shit that companies come up is insane. Unfortunatly it kills the germs and shit so deer can't sniff you out. I was hoping after chewing it you would absorb into the tree yer standing by so you'd be hidden from everyone and everything.

Steve thanks for that link. Pro Wrestling for nintendo ruled. My favorite guys were the masked star guy, and the fish creature. Tag-Team wrestling for nintendo kinda sucked though.

When I met Tweety he was wearing a hawiian shirt, and like Kellner said he was more of a redneck than anything. All the people I've met from Algoma tend to roll their eyes and laugh. I guess the guy is a total fuck up from the shit I've heard.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 31, 2005, 08:35:12 AM »

Atom I don't really eat too much candy. Candy corn is pretty good sometimes. Circus peanuts are pretty nasty. I love black licorice though. I like black licorice even more than red licorice. I really like those color coated licorice snaps as well.

Atom it's really hard to pick one ultimate horror movie villian. Leatherface is totally metal which is cool. Then there are movies like "Last House On The Left" which is more brutal than any movies that come out now. That movie is so real it's scary. Jason, Freddy, and Chucky don't have shit on the brutality that movie has to offer. I will give an honorable mention to Micheal Meyer. "Halloween" is still a great movie to watch to this day.

I was at a concert and the Smashing Pumpkins played. I left after the first couple songs. I'm suprised that I even stayed that long for them. I knew Billy Corgon was a wrestling fan which I'll give him credit for. I remember seeing him on ECW when it was on TNN. I think he smashed a guitar over somebodys head, but I forget who. Maybe Justin Credible, but I'm not sure. What is yer take on Jerry Lynn being a fan of death metal?

I never smashed too many pumpkins when I was growing up. I threw a few into the street here and there, but not too often. I think it would be fun to throw one off a building though. I have shot pumpkins with Rebeccas dad for target practice.

Adam West is a total dude, and a slick fucker. The original Batman movie is the best one that was ever put out. I always liked watching the 60's tv show too. Burt Ward was kind of a tool though.

I don't remember "Mad Money" dude. I'll have to look more into that take to refresh my memory.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 31, 2005, 08:14:01 AM »

Steve I don't know who the luchidor Hallowicked is? I remember a luchidor in WCW sometimes dressing like a pumpkin. I think it was Cyclope.


Wrestling will probably be weak tonight. I'm sure we'll have to deal with Eugene tonight. That'll be around the time I spark up some wind and tip back a beer to ease the pain.

"Tales From The Hood" is ridiculous. I recall one of the stories on it having David Allen Greir as an abusive dad. I don't think any kid should be afraid of that goofy fuck. I have this aweful hip hop/horror movie called "Urban Menace." The movie stars Snoop Dogg, Ice-T, Big Pun, and Fat Joe. Snoop plays a preacher seeking revenge on the drug lords who killed his family and burned his church. Chilling.

When I was a kid I never had neighbors pass out bible crap to me. However there were some cheapskates who gave us a few pennies instead of candy. Totally weak. When I pass out candy, I give the kids a good handfull.

I haven't seen too many ridiculous costumes this year. One year Captain went as Bam Bam Biglow, and I went as a hardcore wrestler. I had fake blood all over my face and shirt, and I carried a steel chair to the bars with me. I wanted to wrap it in barbed wire, but I figured that not too many bars would allow that. The most ridiculous costume I've seen in the last couple years was one my neice had. The girl is a young teen, but I don't even think she knew what she was. To this day Rebecca and I still don't know what she went as. She wore regular clothes and had her face painted. Rebecca and I have a bet guessing what she'll go as this year.

Steve I think that you probably made one heck of a Yoda. I bet you had the height of Yoda being a lil' Strange running around. I was Woody Woodpecker for my first real Halloween that I remember. My mom told me years later that I told everybody that I was Woody Pecker.

More takes shortly, Clark has to piss.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 31, 2005, 07:47:38 AM »

Rich that black biker gang sounds ruthless. I wouldn't want to lock horns with the Afro Dogs. I wonder if those guys would let a cracker like myself into their gang? Maybe I could convince them that I'm a reverse oreo, white on the outside and black on the inside. Back in the 80's their was a black metal band called Black Death. I never heard anything by them, but in an old metal mag I have there is a picture of them. They were all decked out in leather and chains, and weilded large dog bones.

Gordon Solie was thee voice of professional wrestling. If it wasn't for the likes of Gordon Solie, there migth not be a good ol' JR. It's sad though, alot of wrestling fans today don't even know who Gordon Solie is. I bet if I asked a typical mark who Gordon Solie is they would probably think it was my high school guidence counselor.

I'm not too familiar with the band Gordon Solie Mother Fuckers. Aren't they harcore/grindcore kind of band kinda like Spazz.

Steve the best Halloween themed song is ano brainer. "Halloween" by Helloween. It's a 13+minute rock epic.

More takes in a little bit.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 30, 2005, 01:44:50 PM »

Steve, Cloud City is like the Las Vegas of the Star Wars empire.  That is the main reason why Billy Dee Williams was the ambassador of Cloud City. They needed a brother who really new how to party down like a champ.

Steve I think I recall hearing something about that game. I'm sure that some horny teenage kid shook hands with the governor while playing this game. When yer a teenager, if you can't find yer dads stash of porn anything will do. Steve where do you download those nintendo games from? I have mine working, but if I can get some off the computer to play that would rule. I haven't played the WCW game too much lately, but I have been tearing up the "Tecmo World Wrestling." I'm trying to find a copy of "Punch Out."

From watching the E! True Hollywood Story both Zack and Slater flip flopped dating Kelly and Jesse in real life. Screech was alot younger than the rest of the cast. On one of the box sets Screech does commentary and points out different chixxx that he did date. All of them were extras. The smoothest fucker has to be A.C. Slater. The guy is slicker than snot on a door knob. "The College Years" are kinda painful to watch sometimes. I have the box set, but I rarely watch it. I see it enough every Friday while at work. There are some good episodes, but then there are some that are just plain ludicrous.


Motorcycle gangs were really popular in the later 60's throughout the 70's. The well known gangs were "Hell's Angels" and the "D.C. Eagles." It's seems now alot of the gangs that still drift around today turned a new leaf. The bikers around here run charity events at bars and such. Also they go on biker runs to raise money for the fallen bikers of America. Hre is a joke you can tell a biker if you ever run into one.

Q: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover vacuum?

A: The location of the dirt bag.

Steve my band played quite a few years back at this crazy biker type bar in the middle of nowhere a.k.a. Algoma. Anyway I heard bikers saying shit about us being pussies and shit even before we played. Well during our set I guess Kellner heard various bikers talking to each other about who was daring enough to punch me.  Not a single one put a hand on me, but afterward they bought me beers. They must have heard about the deadly Turd Moonsault. I also got to meet the only brother who lives in Algoma, and his name is Tweety.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 29, 2005, 10:43:18 AM »

Dale, Screech lives around the Milwaukee area. I've never got the oppertunity to meet him though. I guess that he is a big coke fiend now. Zeke played in Greenbay a few years back, and I guess he was trying to score coke from everybody there. Also he had a band called Salty The Pocket Knife for awhile. I've never seen them advertised for shows though. I think if a group of us tracked him down, I bet he would not hesitate to tip some back and hawk it up.


Dale I think having a chimp as a pet would rule. I'd train the chimp to take Clark out to the bathroom for starters. Also I'd let him smoke the wind. I'd also teach him how to be a pool hustler. I bet if I was single, not only having Clark, but having a chimp would get me a ton of tail.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 29, 2005, 10:32:38 AM »

Steve do you know which Fat Boy got in shape? We all know it's not the Human Beatbox. I bet it's probably the mexican guy. That dude was the smallest Fat Boy.I wonder if those guys got alot of tail back in the day.

Rick James is a brother, but he doesn't have shit on Billy Dee Williams. Billy is one of the biggest brothers there is. From getting bitches to being the spokesman for Colt 45 the guy has done it all. My first band wrote a ballad about Lando. I also used to bring my Lando action figure with me to the bar. I'd tell the chixxx that he was my drinking buddy, and we would try and sniff out the squirrel. One of the best lines Billy Dee ever said was "Buy you a drink beautiful. "Easily one of the high points in "Empire Strikes Back." Billy was also great in the movie "Nighthawks." Another total brother is Carl Wethers(sp). Apollo Creed will not be denied.

Of course I'm a Ken Kennedy mark. It's great to see a hometown hero make it big in the wrestling biz. Ken Kennedy will be the next big superstar. I'd love to see him jump to Raw and put the boots to that chump Cena.

Zack Attack were a very important band in the 90's. Just watch the "Saved By The Bell" episode called "Rockumentary." It really shows the rise and fall of Zack Attack. The band really made an impact on the 90's music scene. If the A-Frames didn't play my wedding I would have reached the right people and brought in Zack Attack. When they played the costume ball, there was a love song that Slater and Jesse had performed. It really hit my heart, and I told Rebecca this is the kind of love song that means something. Unfortunatly after the costume ball Jesse was no longer in Zack Attack. I really think that getting rid of her helped in the long run. However they never sang the song again.

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Soriano, what's yer take on....

« on: October 28, 2005, 01:24:38 PM »

Scott what's yer take on The Warlock Pinchers?

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Non-Music Shit / Re: Richard Adventure, What's your take on...

« on: October 28, 2005, 01:17:33 PM »

Paul I say fuck the police. Those guys are weak. Rebecca went to college to be a cop. She couldn't find any work at all either. She said fuck them goofs too. She hasn't regretted it at all.

I probably should have been into GG Allen more than what I was. I used to listen to Captains records. The song "Drink, Fight and Fuck" is a great song, but the Shutups kinda overplayed it after awhile.

Atom you should let e know when yer getting into town so I can pick you up. Anyway Al Eide is a rocker through and through. I should play you the Zartan prank call they did on Al Eide. It's fucking funny. I've never met Al myself, but I know he always brought in his cd's to the Exclusive Company to sell. Bacon said he was kinda soft in the head, but was really super serious and only delt with the manager. I even wonder if Al Eide knows how much of a local hero he really is?

 I love the Fat Boys!!!! I have the album "All Killer No Filler." It's a greatest hits thing. The movie they were in "Disorderlies"(sp) was awesome. Soupy like that movie too which was kinda weird. Paul remember when we smoked a bunch of wind and listened to that album. That was a good time.