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Non-Music Shit / Re: Gluten Free douchebags
« on: January 27, 2013, 08:25:56 PM »
Latest thing I have come across at work ( I am a chef by the way ) is self diagnosed FODMAP allergy.
FODMAP is something to do with fruit sugars and the lack of ability to absorb them and relates to IBS. However after it was mentioned in some local magazine or news article, every uber trendy, stick figure soccer mom in Melbourne now suffers from.
So now I have to stop using onions, any fruit, shit loads of vegetables, lots of dairy products and heaps more exclusions.
Bring on scurvy I say.
The worst thing is it is contagious, one BMW driving mom talks about to her friends, and the next day they all have it. Funny thing is I have yet to meet a male customer who suffers from it.
FODMAP is something to do with fruit sugars and the lack of ability to absorb them and relates to IBS. However after it was mentioned in some local magazine or news article, every uber trendy, stick figure soccer mom in Melbourne now suffers from.
So now I have to stop using onions, any fruit, shit loads of vegetables, lots of dairy products and heaps more exclusions.
Bring on scurvy I say.
The worst thing is it is contagious, one BMW driving mom talks about to her friends, and the next day they all have it. Funny thing is I have yet to meet a male customer who suffers from it.

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