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Non-Music Shit / Re: USA Up All Night!
« on: January 01, 2010, 09:33:53 AM »
I used to watch that and 100% Weird (I think it was on TNT) all the time. I still have several VHS tapes of the movies.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: What are you doing for new years?
« on: January 01, 2010, 09:32:42 AM »Sitting alone in my cold bedroom... I downloaded some movies so I might watch them? 2012 and Avatar even though both look so terrible that I might projectile vomit all over my monitor.
Well, did those movies make you barf? After going to a party, and being horrified every time icki had to go to the bathroom because I would see things no one else would (married guys say things to girls like "yeah, you know, you're just like my wife *caress caress*", or people I didn't know, or in some cases, did know, would talk to me (worst ever)), we came home and ate White Castles (from the freezer section of our local grocer) and the South Park movie was on. At one time, between the 2 10 minute girls gone wild commercials per commercial break, this preview came on: http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2052654361/
and icki fell asleep during it so I had to bear it alone throughout the night, wondering, did I really see that? Talk about barfing. Maaaaaaaaaan. Worst ever.
Saw Replicas and Clone Defects.
How was it? Details
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Non-Music Shit / Re: What are you doing for new years?
« on: December 31, 2009, 07:46:01 PM »
crapping.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Neighborhood crazings
« on: December 29, 2009, 11:00:49 AM »
When I was a kid in KY, maybe in like 80 or 81, the klan would stand at the intersection of one of the town's 2 traffic lights and ask for donations, like the salvation army or other charities or homeless people do today. They would wear their full regalia. My ma took pictures. I'll ask her to dig them out for me...she'll be happy I called. Also, my first babysitter was a black lady name Georgia who was AWESOME. I don't remember what happened to her. My second babysitter was a white lady named Alene. She was really nice. But her husband was a klan member. He used to wait outside for her in the car. He was fucking scary. He didn't wear the the hood to pick her up, but he did have a giant klan belt buckle. He died of cirrhosis. Yay. Finally, there is a group of crustaceans called Cladocerans, more popularly known as Daphnia. They develop big helmets at certain times of year for purposes of buoyancy as well as predator avoidance. My invertebrate zoology teacher called them the Grand Wizards of Crustacea. I've always wanted to teach invertebrate zoology, so I too could make that joke.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: what did everyone get for christmas?
« on: December 27, 2009, 09:08:51 AM »a big lump of coal!! curses!
Quit yer whining. I only got a SMALL lump of coal.
Hey dude, quit eyeballing my coal!
I would appreciate it if you could ask for clean coal next year. Polluters.
I got tons of good stuff, considering what a dick I am. A guilt-filled card from my mom, a money/jesus filled card from my dad. OG Pass the Dust, a nano with a video camera and a pedometer (expect Mr. McKitterson's youtube channel any day and a tally of the steps I take daily), passes to noir fest, a fine-mesh strainer and a cuisinart (Hugh Jass - bring me some peppers), sephora gift card so I can look good while I cook, a sweater, a Holy Toast stamp, more records, and the gift that keeps on giving- a 10 mile hike. I can barely walk.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: yuppie coffee shops in gentrified neighborhoods
« on: December 27, 2009, 08:55:09 AM »Fuck I should learn italian just so I can make my entire order in italian since that's how they wanna act. Even the fucking Olive Garden is more italian than Starbucks.
Starbucks is faking it. Otherwise, when you order a latte you should receive milk. Plain milk. No coffee.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: yuppie coffee shops in gentrified neighborhoods
« on: December 22, 2009, 05:33:52 PM »http://www.eastbayexpress.com/ebx/surfing-coffees-third-wave/Content?oid=1532172
I'd much rather see these independent coffee shops everywhere than a shitload of starbucks.
Then why are you always driving to starbucks? I'm torn. I like seeing hookers and pimps and drug dealers and drinking coffee at home, hoping they don't mug me when I go outside. But I also feel like a starbucks around here would be more likely to hire a non-white poor person from the 'hood the shop moved into, whereas I doubt the yuppie/indie coffee holes would. And Starbucks has done some decent crap with their money as far as 'evil corporations' go...but then they had to go and put that fucking creationist bullshit on their cups and then backpedal out of that. The idea of indie coffee shops and other small businesses is okay, but it's usually more expensive...because it has to be...and I feel like there are soooo many of those places around here I don't see how any of them can stay open. I guess it's a difference between neighborhood rehabilitation and gentrification. Helping poor people who live in poor neighborhoods DIY it to start a legit business is awesome. Opening stores they can't afford to go in and having the cops shoo them away from where they currently make their living only exacerbates the problem and just moves them around. Plus, I think hookers look funny and I like looking at them. But far more importantly...
With the Pepto doughnut, I honestly thought if you had that shot of tequila you shouldn?t have at 2:00 a.m., and then you got sugar, bread, Pepto, and Tums, you?d either feel better or puke your ass off and then feel better because you got it out of your system. So it was a win-win either way."[8]
A vanilla pepto and tums donut sounds SO good. I love vanilla. I love pepto. I love tums. I eat them like candy. I'm sad they never had this when I went to Voodoo. Guess I'll have to make my own...maybe I could hire hookers to sell them and solve all the world's problems.
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Music Shit / Re: BASTARDS LP out now
« on: December 21, 2009, 11:28:11 AM »
Does any US distro have this or any place where I can pay <28$ shipping?
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Non-Music Shit / Re: The 100 year-old child molester
« on: December 11, 2009, 08:54:11 PM »
Pfft...I thought this thread was going to be about you.
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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: EBAY purge: Harry Pussy Shadow Ring Rocks' Verlaines Marching Girls
« on: November 30, 2009, 07:31:38 AM »
on the cock displacement comp...
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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / EBAY purge: Harry Pussy Shadow Ring Rocks' Verlaines Marching Girls
« on: November 29, 2009, 10:46:39 PM »
or to get money...7"s, girl clothes crap crap crap
LPs and more girl clothes up next Tuesday, but for now...
go here
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Used Records For Sale/Auctions/Wantlists / Re: wanted: P.J. Bonneman - Jeg Kendte Dem Ikke 7"
« on: November 28, 2009, 08:23:54 AM »http://www.pukenvomitrecords.com/Product.aspx?id=19551While we're at it, anyplace I can get that Hul reissue in the states?
Yeah, got it a while ago! Thanks!
Hul LP is fantastic.
Agreed.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: FUCK JEANS
« on: November 25, 2009, 06:12:23 PM »I own exactly ONE pair of jeans, not counting the brown pair I wear to work when I have to crawl under counters doing inventory. I hated jeans in the 80s/90s, only wore them to warehouse jobs. Other than that it was Dickies or "anything without pleats". I went about 9 years without owning a single pair until I broke down for work.
So, are you saying you only wear skirts? Because that's a lie. A brown tutu is not the same thing as a skirt.
However, there are certain local females (initials MH) that should be required to wear nothing BUT jeans, purely for keeping up the morale of the nation-at-large.
MH can keep up morale in both skirts or pants.
That "skirt over jeans" look is the worst clothing combo ever and can make otherwise pretty girls look like retards. It's the female equivalent of a dude wearing a belt with suspenders or boxers and briefs simultaneously.
That's why I opt for jeans over jeans, like this fellow below and I don't have to worry about looking like a retard:
