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Non-Music Shit / Re: Andy Williams: DEAD
« on: September 28, 2012, 08:09:36 AM »
Me too on Andre. Dirty motherfucker.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Louie
« on: September 16, 2012, 04:07:44 PM »
Definitely best of the season. Love the Chinese jiao note in David Lynch's grizzled old man desk. Those are worth like 2 cents. I've literally wiped my ass with them when in a pinch.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Male Circumcision - good or bad?
« on: September 07, 2012, 01:24:06 AM »
Bad. I'm not for messing with an infant's physical integrity unless there's a legitimate medical reason.
Female Circumcision? Also bad, for the record.
Female Circumcision? Also bad, for the record.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Self-portraits Done to a Different Drug Every Day
« on: August 23, 2012, 07:48:03 PM »
Even if this IS real, I'm not impressed.
Buspar? Nicotine gum? And no smack?
Disqualified.
Buspar? Nicotine gum? And no smack?
Disqualified.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: stand up day-butte
« on: July 26, 2012, 06:47:46 AM »
yeah, I'm preparing 20 minutes, but only planning to do about 5 to 10, and get the fuck out. I really don't give a fuck how it goes, as long as I get at least one laugh, or bomb in a memorable fashion.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: stand up day-butte
« on: July 25, 2012, 11:04:55 PM »
Already doing something like that.
BTW, was hanging out with my Russian friends a couple days ago, and started talking about GrOb, and dude did a few songs on an acoustic. Seems like more of a household name than I was aware.
BTW, was hanging out with my Russian friends a couple days ago, and started talking about GrOb, and dude did a few songs on an acoustic. Seems like more of a household name than I was aware.
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Non-Music Shit / stand up day-butte
« on: July 25, 2012, 09:33:10 PM »
Going to be doing something like 20 minutes of stand up in the near future.
Anybody try this before? I've done improv, but that shit is wack, and is pretty much the lowest form of comedy.
Ideas for material? I'm leaning towards Def Comedy Jam style "Chinese people drive a car like this" type shit.
I should get me a sweet Cross Colors 8 ball jacket and flattop haircut.
Anybody try this before? I've done improv, but that shit is wack, and is pretty much the lowest form of comedy.
Ideas for material? I'm leaning towards Def Comedy Jam style "Chinese people drive a car like this" type shit.
I should get me a sweet Cross Colors 8 ball jacket and flattop haircut.
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: FOSTER CARE & PAMPERS 'Trail of Beers' tour > July 11th - 27th
« on: July 25, 2012, 09:24:33 PM »What'd you do? Pee in his Cheerios?
I want in on this. Is there a story somewhere in there?
Also, I just realized that you did not say "pee in his cheetos", which sounds way more awesome.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Bad Wedding Behavior
« on: July 17, 2012, 07:57:48 AM »
Yeah, but then I decided I wanted to go back to my car, realized you had my keys once I got back, and found the cops camped out waiting for me to come back. Waste-o-time.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Bad Wedding Behavior
« on: July 16, 2012, 07:44:00 PM »
Yeah, that was one of the coolest times ever, even considering that we got pulled over while still tripping and sans valid license.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: summarize your day in ten words or less
« on: May 30, 2012, 04:57:57 PM »
saw a dead guy lying in the middle of street.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: Harry Dean Stanton
« on: April 12, 2012, 09:52:57 PM »
wikipedia:
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The second annual Harry Dean Stanton Fest is scheduled for May 2012 in downtown Lexington, KY.
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Non-Music Shit / Re: kony video maker jacks off in public. gets arrested
« on: March 22, 2012, 09:22:36 PM »
As far as being discreet, I routinely piss in public, cuz well, that's what everybody does. If you see me in public after 10pm, you'll likely find me drinking a beer and pissing as I walk down the street. I've literally pissed on the street in front of cops at the beer gardens. Everybody does, because they have like 2 bathrooms for 300 people. The cops fucking do it too. They are there to stop drunken Chinese people from killing each other, not give tickets. At any time of day in Harbin, you can do a 360 and almost always find someone pissing in public. With as many people as we have in my area, there usually isn't a very discreet place and nobody just lets you use their bathroom. Hell, I've shit on the sides of buildings whenever I was in a pinch. That's not even too rare of a sight. This place is fucking gross, but I love it.
I know people in the UK who have been arrested/thrown in jail for public urination, but that's after they refused to/couldn't(?) stop after being told to. Probably more of a public intoxication thing though......Man, I've got a lot of pissing stories!
I know people in the UK who have been arrested/thrown in jail for public urination, but that's after they refused to/couldn't(?) stop after being told to. Probably more of a public intoxication thing though......Man, I've got a lot of pissing stories!
