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Non-Music Shit / Re: Fuck truckers!
« on: December 12, 2006, 12:31:21 PM »
Kevin, Didn't you almost get into a fistfight with one in Shawano or something?
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Non-Music Shit / Re: What are your new years plans?
« on: December 09, 2006, 10:18:13 PM »
My last few New Years were really bad. I always get in some kind of trouble, and then I end up having a really bad year. My last involved kicking down someones door, punching him in the face until he went deaf in one ear, and then refusing to leave.... because I lost my keys. He made a move on my ex when she was giving him a ride home. It sure is fun bringing that up when we hang out now.
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Music Shit / Re: The New Flesh
« on: December 05, 2006, 06:15:14 PM »
No shit, I still can smell burning hair on my clothes. You see, Jason isn't crazy. He's fucking sick. You know how a pitbull can be ripping apart a toddler(or a lesbian) and still be feeling pure joy in it's own head? That's Jason. He was lighting his hair on fire on one half of his head, and letting it burn while he concentrated on the other.
Don't set your cock on fire. Don't fucking do it.......well if you have to, don't do it again and again so people can take pictures. By the 3rd time, I had doused it with about 4 ounces of lighter fluid. It blew the fuck up and hurt more than I thought it would. I tried to put it out, and I couldn't. Also my pants started on fire because all of the flaming liquid dripping from my cock. I remember thinking that the only way to be upstaged was for someone to light his head on fire. Coolest motherfuckers ever.
Don't set your cock on fire. Don't fucking do it.......well if you have to, don't do it again and again so people can take pictures. By the 3rd time, I had doused it with about 4 ounces of lighter fluid. It blew the fuck up and hurt more than I thought it would. I tried to put it out, and I couldn't. Also my pants started on fire because all of the flaming liquid dripping from my cock. I remember thinking that the only way to be upstaged was for someone to light his head on fire. Coolest motherfuckers ever.
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Music Shit / Re: Tampax
« on: December 01, 2006, 09:29:32 PM »
m'totally. I wanna make it my ringtone.
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Music Shit / Re: The New Flesh
« on: December 01, 2006, 06:47:17 AM »
Aww hell... I've seen em 3 times in the last 2 weeks and I gotta go see 'em again. They are 3 of the 6 or 7 people that could stand up to partying with us on tour. Those guys just kick ass all over the place. All day, every day.
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Music Shit / Re: Tampax
« on: November 29, 2006, 08:36:30 PM »
I can't get the one-note guitar solo in "UFO Dictator" outta my head. Thanks, Scott.
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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: Pink Reason west coast tour!
« on: November 28, 2006, 08:15:30 PM »
Thanks again, Dulcinea. You can truly take a punch. Being home is totally uncool, but it's 56 degrees outside. All it has to do is stay like this for the rest of the winter and I'll be set.
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Music Shit / Re: Pink Reason Hit the Castro SF
« on: November 16, 2006, 02:03:37 PM »
When I was in China, tipping was not only rare, it was considered downright insulting. It's actually the first thing I was warned against when I got there. I throw down as a courtesy, and I expect it to be treated that way when I'm in a bar. In Wisconsin, if you throw down, one of every few drinks is free. It's not a money issue there, it's about respect. I am loving my first 24 in this place. Dulcinea is a superior hostess and an awesome cook. She also does a great Skyy-n-Soda.
