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Music Shit / Re: Best Live Albums

« on: April 09, 2008, 07:40:15 AM »

Hawkwind - space ritual 2lp
Motorhead - no sleep til hammersmith lp (maybe the best live r'n'r ever)
Flipper - public flipper ltd 2Lp

Three of the great ALBUMS period, live or not.

Also great, Fleetwood Mac's live album from 1980.

Does Country Teasers Live Album count as a live album?

And don't forget Mayhem's "Live in Leipzig" - from wikipedia: "The show featured intentional wrist slitting by Dead and several graphic props, such as severed pig heads impaled on wooden spikes, pieces of rotting meat being tossed into the audience, and dead ravens were also placed in bags so band members could continually smell the aroma of death and decay." Did the limited edition come with scratch and sniff patches or is that just lore?

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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody listening to? Part III

« on: April 09, 2008, 07:29:50 AM »

Probably doesn't help that he's that other solo home recorder with Pink in his name.

By the way, which one's Pink???

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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody listening to? Part III

« on: April 08, 2008, 02:01:21 PM »

John Maus - Love Is Real (Upset the Rhythm)
(I hate Ariel Pink...  as far as I know he's a rich kid LA jew and that don't jibe with me.

Wow!

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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody listening to? Part III

« on: April 05, 2008, 08:15:07 AM »

At this very moment: Bob Dylan - A TREE WITH ROOTS vol. 4

For fifteen minutes after I popped it in the CD player, I inadvertently hit the 'FM radio' button, and listened to extremely static-y cuts from NPR - distorted bits of symphonies, concertos, mazurkas and such, with static-y, barely-audible, learned commentaries in between.  "Man," I thought, "Dylan was SUCH a genius." 

Haha!

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Music Shit / Re: Takin Your Stereo By Storm...Part Three

« on: April 03, 2008, 10:36:50 AM »

How's that Dave E?

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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody listening to? Part III

« on: April 03, 2008, 10:35:24 AM »

Now I'm listening to that Rebel live set at the WFMU last night. Great so far! Wallers rules! Looking forward to the Siouxsie cover at the end.   

Thanks to the people who gave Shadow Ring recommendations in the now locked thread. Will look into those.

Wow -- just heard this Rebel session, fucking incredible! I think this is my favorite Rebel stuff I've heard yet. I like his four-tracking monkeybusiness, but the sound they get here is just incredible. 

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Music Shit / Re: a COUNTRY TEASERS appreciation Bulletin Board Compendium

« on: March 07, 2008, 10:44:57 AM »

Still dying to hear this.

Also can anyone report on the recent Rebel (Country Teasers?) shows in new york, set list, or even better - recordings???

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Music Shit / Re: What is everybody listening to? Part II

« on: March 07, 2008, 09:53:07 AM »

Well, it sounds like it was improvised on the spot, so if you like that sort of thing..

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Music Shit / Re: (let's get) lyrical

« on: March 07, 2008, 09:45:16 AM »

Actually simply posting the song titles to "It Just Gets WOrse" makes a nice little poem:

"I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It"
"Easy E Got AIDS from Freddie Mercury"
"I Like Drugs and Child Abuse"
"Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped in Prison"
"I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis"
"I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos"
"Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)"
"I Paid J. Howell to Rape You"
"I Pushed Your Wife in Front of the Subway"
"Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid of Us"
"You Rollerblading Faggot"
"I Sent a Thank You Card to the Guy Who Raped You"
"I Lit Your Baby on Fire"
"Body by Auschwitz"
"I Intentionally Ran over Your Dog"
"Sweatshops Are Cool"
"Women: Nature's Punching Bag"
"I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank"
"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"
"I Ate Your Horse"
"Hitler Was a Sensitive Man"
"You Robbed a Sperm Bank Because You're a Cum Guzzling Fag"
"I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die"
"I Fucked Your Wife"
"Into the Oven"
"I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid"
"The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt"
"I Made Fun of You Because Your Kid Just Died"
"Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny"
"Dictators Are Cool"
"Deadbeat Dads Are Cool"
"I'm Really Excited about the Upcoming David Buskin Concert"
"Being Ignorant Is Awesome"
"You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You in the Stomach"
"Chris Barnes Is a Pussy"
"Tim is Gay"
"BT/A.C."
"I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant"
"I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women"

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Music Shit / Re: (let's get) lyrical

« on: March 07, 2008, 09:42:22 AM »

You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

You just broke up with Jaime from Hatebreed
Even Chris Barnes won't blow you again
You heard all kikes have to get circumcized
You fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick

[Chorus:]
No one would touch you, now you're a jew
You fucking hebe, now you're a kike

After you got circumcized
Guys still wouldn't touch you
It's bad enough you were a fag before
Now you're a gay faggot jew

[Chorus]

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Music Shit / Re: (let's get) lyrical

« on: March 07, 2008, 09:38:00 AM »

MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLER
HE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAU
I WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUST
AND SENT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT FUCKING GAY SHOW

I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS
I SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS

I DIDN'T WIN THE $10,000
SO I SENT INTERMENT CAMP FOOTAGE
I DIDN'T WIN AGAIN
SO I SENT BIRTH OF A NATION

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Music Shit / Re: (let's get) lyrical

« on: March 07, 2008, 09:37:08 AM »

YOU FUCKING DYKE
YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MAN
YOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHER
YOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE, GAY POETS SPERM

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

INSTEAD OF A BRIGHT POET OFFSPRING
YOU'RE STUCK WITH A DROOLING RETARD
YOU WENT BROKE PAYING FOR SPECIAL CARE
YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER WOMAN

I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK
I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANK

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Music Shit / Re: (let's get) lyrical

« on: March 07, 2008, 09:35:46 AM »

I Like Drugs And Child Abuse

I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KID
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UP
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE
WHEN SHE BEATS HIM UP, I SIT THERE AND LAUGH
I LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSE

WHEN HE WAS IN 3RD GRADE, HIS BEST FRIEND O.D'D
BECAUSE I MADE HIM SELL HEROIN AND SPEED
I LIKE BEATING KIDS FOR NO REASON AT ALL
I LIKE DOING DRUGS AND BEATING UP KIDS

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Music Shit / Re: (let's get) lyrical

« on: March 07, 2008, 09:33:40 AM »

Thread need Anal Cunt lyric.

EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN
YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN
YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS
YOU TOOK A HIV TEST

EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY
EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY

YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH
YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE
NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN
AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON

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Upcoming Shows/Tours/Events / Re: 3/12 Royal Trux / Hibachi Stranglers / Puddin' Tang - NOLA

« on: March 07, 2008, 09:23:36 AM »

Yeah, would be good to see her onstage but that band, horrible.  Using the words "Royal Trux" in your thread title is some seriously false advertising.