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« on: May 20, 2008, 06:20:39 AM »
myspace post from KILL THE HIPPIES:
You love Kill the Hippies.
You've got all the gear: T-Shirts, Dress Shirts' CD's, tapes, and records,
stickers and buttons. I'll bet you think you have it all.
But now KTH Enterprises unleashes a new product: Official Kill the Hippies Kittens. There are only 5 of these babies in existence, so get them while you can. They come in 3 editions: 3 black, 1 grey, and 1 in black and white (gender varies). You can get your own for just $2.76 a piece. You will also have to promise not to abandon the little shit and for christ's sake sterilize the damn thing. There is no shipping or handling fees because we don't feel at this time that I should mail them anywhere. You're either going to have to come to KTH World Headquarters or if you live within an hour or two of Kent, OH we'll deliver the little shit ourselves.
Act now and we'll throw in a free CD. We'll even write a song about your particular kitten and record it especially for you. The best part is - in about a year it will turn into an official KTH cat. Now is your chance to get everything you've always wanted: companionship (someone who you can tell all of your stupid assed problems too), entertainment (cat plus laser pointer equals hours of fun), and pest control (say goodbye to rats and mice).
We're serious - some feral stray cat gave birth on our porch and now we gotta find homes for them so if you're interested, write back or call us:
330-677-9271.