TermBo Cribs

[DJ Rick]

"the rise and fall of mt pizza box" could have it's own series.  i can't wait until weird punk makes it to mtv cribs.

Give us a tour of your crib...

Welcome to the place we call "Edge Central"...This neighborhood used to be part of the farm for the orphanage now known as the Sacramento Children's Home. Our house was the only one on the street to not conform to the setback requirements, so we be chillin' way up in the back of our 60x120 lot. We can park three Coupe DeVilles in our driveway. A previous tenant painted that hopscotch there. That's my dad's Ford Falcon under the cover. It's about 80% restored, and Fuzzbox Flynn wants it to go.

We're gonna have some sweet barbecues here this summer. I think that's why this paper towel dispenser is here on the fence by the front door to the house. I'd never seen a paper towel dispenser in anyone's front porch/patio area, so I think this has been the scene of many barbecues.

Alright, here were are in the living room. Watch your head so the ceiling fan don't decapitate cha! I think this place was built for some Mexicans because everything is so low. Look, I'm only 5'11" and I can touch my palm to the ceiling.

We found this orange couch at the Salvation Army along with that ridiculous bulbous lamp. Living room by Salvation Army for a total of $72! Rich Horseshit slept here. Fuzzbox Flynn saw the bottom of his socks and got disgusted, so we cleaned this like a mofo. This couch is sweet, though...it's the perfect height off the floor for certain kindsa freakiness, y'know what I'm sayin'? I mean, that's how we do it in here sometimes...but ya gotta watch out 'cos you'll never get stains outta this fabric.

Yeah, we got a big LCD TV so we can watch Tila Tequila and TV Carnage DVDs. We got some shelves for records and CDs, but this is only a small part of our collection. We use these shelves for stuff that's still kinda new that we have not gotten tired of listening to just yet. I learned this process from Mr. Soriano. He told me that his living room is his "to-listen-to section," and then later, those records make into his archive where they are properly filed alphabetically and within sections. All this Kernkrach stuff and HoZac golds are facing out 'cos we knew you'd be coming. You impressed, right?

Alright, if you slide this door to the left, this is one of the bathrooms. This is more like her bathroom. Mine's upstairs. I don't like to pee in this toilet because the toilet sits underneath the stairs to the top floor. I kinda hafta lunge like this if I wanna pee. It's like a limbo or sumthin'.

This is the bedroom off the left side of the living room. This is the largest room in the house. It was originally the garage, but it's been converted better than any garage conversion I've ever lived in. Here's most of the rest of our vinyl. Those are all my t-shirts....too many to maintain anymore. I used to trifold them all and arrange them in a ROYGBIV spectrum, but now I mostly just drape my favorite shirts over each other in layers. We need to get a big shelving unit for them. I keep my lederhosen right here in the closet.

Alright, here's the kitchen....I got all kindsa Grape Nuts in here. Trail Mix Crunch with cranberries, Trail Mix Crunch with maple and brown sugar, regular Grape Nuts, Western Family generic Grape Nut ripoffs....Grape Nuts and Miracle Whip are the only two Big Tobacco products allowed in this house. This iron skillet is my weapon in case of a break-in. This neighborhood used to be pretty bad, but now it's pretty good, actually, since this entire block got bought and sold back in the mid-90s before those tricky mortgages with low qualifying standards got pioneered.

We moved our fridge into the laundry room so we could have this dinette set. We've only eaten at this table once, though.

Going upstairs, we got two bedrooms and another bathroom. We got our desktop computer up here. It's fried, though. I was looking at TermBo and clicked on some link that opened some porno bomb....it was worse than a TimeCop.

This little loveseat thing folds out like this. A buncha bands on Siltbreeze have spooned each other on this thing.

The other room has all my limited CDRs and cassette stuff in it. I don't know how I'm ever gonna file that. Those are my drums that I never get to play 'cos I think about some crazy Stonehouse cavestomp styles, but nobody down here with a guitar can hang, or they are always in other bands that practice a lot.

This is the bathroom....see this? This is the hairtrap for the shower  drain. I've cleaned out all the pubes of so many bands on Siltbreeze. Psychedelic Horseshit left the most hair...I swear.

Let's go into the garage....

This is where we had a show recently...It went pretty well. I was worried about having music in between bands 'cos I didn't want it to be silent and boring, but my neighbors back there love to party with the ranchera and brown-eyed soul and the rolitas. Basically, any kinda music that'd be a good soundtrack for fixing a low-rider Impala is what you'll hear. These guys are out here everynight almost. Most white people wouldn't stand for it, but this is actually something I like about my neighborhood.

Well...that's how we do it here in Edge Central. PEACE!

[CollectorScum]

It's not Cribs without at least one use of the phrase "this is where the magic happens".  Please edit appropriately, thank you.

[daniel]

Where's your Scarface poster?

[spitting contest]

in the front corner i got a pile of cardboard boxes, that is where the magic happns

[Clucksocker]

It's not Cribs without at least one use of the phrase "this is where the magic happens".  Please edit appropriately, thank you.

i'm still waiting for someone to point at their DnD board and say that.

[The Electric Onion]

hey y'all and welcome to another episode of termbo cribs!!!
today i'll take ya on a tour of my manitowoc mansion
the DaugHaus!!!

this porch was built over the classic concrete one where the awesome porch honkees band photos were taken!  the grill has been the site of much drunken cooking and lots of tasty meat eating. 

lets take a walk around the side of the manse...

the stains coming out the windows are a custom job, y'all.  i'm really proud of them.

ok, now its time to head inside.  follow me.

this kitchen was the place my bible and cooking show was shot.  many fine meals were prepared here.  also, the world famous fairmont silent B&W film by amber and myself was also done in this very room, as well as parts of the immortal and legendary human zoo video.

thats a brand new floor i put in myself at christmas time, and the room is decorated in modern garbage, like most of the house.  this particular collection is from the car, y'all.

take a turn to the right and youre in the living room.

my chopped hammond now stands where the original hammond once stood, which i played on the human zoo video and record.  i sanded and stained the herdwood myself.  those are my cats roky and patches.  say hi little kitties!!!

follow me and i'll show you where the magic happens...

heres the room i do my podcast Get Drunk & Play Records in.  it was the first podcast on garagepunk.com and has been ongoing for almost 3 years now.  this is part of my record collection.

and here it is, my computer and turntables, bitches!!!  the carpet is a very fine glue down i got at fleet farm for about .50 a sq ft.


now ill show ya something most people dont get to see, a termbo exclusive, y'all!!!
my closet!

exciting, i know.

next, as we head back into the living room, i'll take you to another room, the "forbidden room".  the door to this room is almost always closed.

this is where i do overdubs on my recordings, and store miscellaneous electronic junk.  heres the closet.


back through the living room and off the kitchen is the bedroom.  heres another fine custom job, i had them make me a sweat stain where my wet back lays.  sweeet!@

that laundry is clean, yo!  i have a special folding style, but i dont have time to go into all that right now...


through the kitchen one more time and into the bathroom.  i did the tiles myself.
thats chuck berrys autobiography on the floor (a fitting place for it, IMO)


continue through the door on your left into the garage.  yeah, you have to go through the bathroom to get to the garage.  nice, eh?

also decorated in the modern garbage style i'm so fond of.

on down the garage stairs and into the basement.  this here is my laundry room.
interesting, i know.


heres the bar and pool table.  its more often used for laundry than billiards.


this is where we "made" roy live, on this loveseat next to the basement toilet.  more custom work here.  very nice.


and again, where the magic happens.  my home studio.

and these here drums was played on back from the grave vol 4, y'all.


head back upstairs, i'll take ya out through the garage door and show y'all the backyard. 

this is the fire pit, many drunken nights were spent here with friends over the years.


well, thats all the time we have so i guess we have to wrap it up.
until next time, this has been termBo cribs. 
keep it real,

PIECE!!!

[DJ Rick]

It's not Cribs without at least one use of the phrase "this is where the magic happens".  Please edit appropriately, thank you.

There is no one place. The magic happens all around and up inside this muthafuckahhhh!!!!

Nice tour, Officer Brad....That's exactly the post I was hoping this thread would draw out.

[The Electric Onion]

thanks
heres some bonus shots
kitchen, some veggies growing in front of the window and the front door

living room from the opposite side as the other pic

and another shot of the forbidden room, and more veggies growing

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[STEVE]

Clean your house, you slob.

[The Electric Onion]

thats ART, you artless uncultivated swine!
our interior decorator calls it "modern garbage", it cost me a fortune for those pieces!

[Busted]

My roomate just took pics of all 6 bedrooms in my house and posted em on myspace trying to get people to guess who's room is who's. I don't think any of you know all my roomates, but I bet a few of you can easily guess which room is mine.

[AA]

i like this. mo' pics of domiciles, plz.

[Hugh Jass]

hey y'all and welcome to another episode of termbo cribs!!!
today i'll take ya on a tour of my manitowoc mansion
the DaugHaus!!!

All that gear is pretty awesome and it's neato to see the devotion to the creative process, but I find it very hard to believe that a woman lives in this place.

[trey]

about two months ago the sewage lines on our street got backed up and 4 inches of sewage came up from the drain in our basement.  at first i thought it was something leaking in the house so i turned off the supply to the hot water heater.  here's my roommate going to turn it back on so she could take a shower.   when the sewage finally drained there were full turds left sitting on the ground.

[OKOKOK]

My roomate just took pics of all 6 bedrooms in my house and posted em on myspace trying to get people to guess who's room is who's. I don't think any of you know all my roomates, but I bet a few of you can easily guess which room is mine.

Yeah that's reaaalll tough.  Although the FULL bottles of whisky threw me off--that's just urine in there, right?