bash your city

[thehammmer]

i have nothing bad to say about nyc yet but lemme tell you 'bout that toddlin little town of CHICAGO.
fat fucks everywhere
terrible food
everything closes early as hell
people are rude ( miserable )
the girls are (for the most part) half human half beast
its boring
the weather is fucking brutal, cold as shit
people from chicago get fucking PISSED if you say it sucks there, like they're living in shangri la, super annoying.

ATLANTA GEORGIA
also super boring
almost evreyone there is totally fucked
hot as balls
fucking planet of the apes.


PALATKA FLORIDA
Hot as balls
way boring
my parents live there so I run into them constantly ( sucks)

[Torrent]

I'll give you 5$ for Atlanta.

[thehammmer]

its VG plus,
 sleeve is a little broasted

[plastic bag baby]

I always thought you were from Atlanta, that is if you are who I think you are...

[still stupid]

huntsville- my main complaint is we only have one half ass decent record store.  but i usually mail order anyway

bands rarely come here cause its smack dab in the middle of nashville, birmingham, atlanta, memphis and chattanooga.  mostly, bands rather play those cities.  and when good bands DO play here, not many locals give a shit till they "know" the band.  i.e. seen them several times.  but the first time, its hard.  people here suck about that.  and then band's first impressions is usually bad and they don't make it back that second time.  plus, this is also due to lack of good diy venues (i.e. basements do not exist here).
the city is also spreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaa aaad out.  not made for walking/biking at all.  and the class division is extreme (southern racism still exist in small doses).

other than that, this city rules,... cheap cost of living (housing, food, booze), friendly folks, good foods, clean and scenic, and i mean, its the south.  weather is mild, as in, "its not the heat, its the humidity".

thats huntsville. 

plus, thomas function lives here, that sucks.

[thehammmer]

cant you be more negative and hateful??

[I Am Not Marty Feldman]

Pretty much everything he said about Chicago, but let's not forget the entire terrible culture surrounding the Cubs.  Wrigleyville should be napalmed and forgotten.

People here really do get mad when you tell them you don't like it here.  Civic pride is for losers.  Who gives a shit about this place?  Or any other?  Everywhere sucks.

[I Am Not Marty Feldman]

Also, lest I forget: Suburban accents.  Cannot stand them.  I'd rather talk to someone with ten harelips.

[thehammmer]

people act like they founded the fucking city there.! if someone came up to me and said "man, palatka florida is a real shit pit" i'd agree with them.
admit it chicago... you suck!

[thehammmer]

eric, i have no one to get negative with up here

[uggly]

tucson:

[thehammmer]

awesome! that place looks great. is that where you got that nothing 45?
i wish i could post photos on this thing. that looks just fucking like this place in ATL called "Junkmans Daughter"
that place fucking blows!

[uggly]

that place is called "hippie gypsy"...i wish i were kidding. i think it's a statewide chain. i remember there being one in phx when i lived up there and thinking "at least tucson isn't this fucked." i should've known.

yep. the nothing 45 was in there--tucked inside a kettle drum.

[Richie]

Steve Beat is hopping a train to Tucson right now.

We have a similar headshop/Deadhead store here called....Terrapin Station. Vile.



There's a huge Jerry Garcia mural on the side. Their slogan: "STOP IN AND SAY HI!". Hippies are the worst.

[uggly]

if steve made it out here, i'd demand that his likeness be added to the mural. maybe sitting atop a toadstool and flashing a thumbs up?

at least tucson has this: