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Cops R Gay
« on: January 25, 2006, 09:58:20 PM »
Tonight I got a speeding ticket for going 41 mph down a 30 mile speed limit bridge. I am officially DONE with driving. The next month and a half I've got some stuff that will require me to drive, but after that I am NEVER FUCKING GETTING BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING CAR EVER AGAIN IN MY LIFE AND DEALING WITH FUCKING IDIOT DRIVERS AND FAGGOT COPS AND PIECES OF SHIT IN PICKUP TRUCKS AND SUVS AND INSURANCE AND ALL OF THAT GAY FUCKING RIP OFF AMERICAN PIECE OF FUCKING ASS GODDAMN BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY...IF/WHEN I MOVE BACK TO AMERICA IT'S EITHER SAN FRANCISCO OR NEW YORK CITY OR SOMEWHERE WHERE YOUDON"T HAVE TO DRIVE A FUCKINGPIECE OF SHIT GAS GUZZLING WORLD DESTROYING ECONOMICALLY ENSLAVING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT AUTOMOBILE.

 I HATE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Cops R Gay
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2006, 10:16:49 PM »
uhhhh cops r gay in san francisco. just though you need to know before you move out here, farm boy.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2006, 10:23:37 PM »
EVERYONE is gay in San Francisco...but at least I won't have to own a car!
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2006, 10:35:33 PM »
It is easy to get a ride...if you know what I mean
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2006, 10:44:03 PM »
Trust me big guy, I know.
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Re: Cops R Gay
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 10:55:24 PM »
I know you do, Mr Hennepin Ave
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2006, 11:03:48 PM »
Guess what street I was driving down when I got the ticket? Seriously.
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Re: Cops R Gay
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2006, 11:05:55 PM »
Cruisin
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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2006, 11:07:04 PM »
Naw man, I already had a chicken by my side (Mayberry). Only a rank amateur would go 41 when cruisin!
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Re: Cops R Gay
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2006, 04:32:13 AM »
"Have to" own a car??? Man, I love driving, and would go completely insane if I were unable to pick up and drive at any point.
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Re: Cops R Gay
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2006, 06:20:11 AM »
Try not breaking the fucking law, and you shouldn't have any problems while driving.
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Re: Cops R Gay
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2006, 06:28:47 AM »
True, though I always speed and often take hits of reefer and slugs of booze.
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Re: Cops R Gay
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2006, 06:32:18 AM »
Steve-
Let me guess. Hennepin Ave over the Mississippi between the post office and St. Anthony Main going towards Mayberry's house.  I think I've known at least 5 people that have gotten caught speeding over that bridge, with 2 of them getting DUI's.  The pigs just sit by that Nicollet Island turn in and wait.
We're you guys coming from Augie's or the Brass Rail?
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Re: Cops R Gay
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2006, 07:24:18 AM »
Everyone gets pissed when they get a ticket...I've gotten plenty of high priced ones myself but having to depend on public transportation or rides is a total pain in the ass.

After a while, you kinda learn when to speed and when not to...

I drive a pick up truck you tree hugger.
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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2006, 07:54:56 AM »
I drive an SUV fucker. It's a Honda though.
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