Best band while baked?

[devin]

I have kissed fish and licked leeches.

Is that a song lyric?

ALUMINUM KNOT EYE

[Swampy]

Not a song lyric. A mere factual statement.  I have mentioned the leeches in a song, but they are the ones doing the licking.

I'd lick a leech over a nightcrawler any day. I'd also fish with a leech over a nightcrawler any day.  If it was my choice I'd fish with only leeches, but they are a lot more expensive than other forms of live bait, so sometimes I slum with crawlers and minnows.

[vint]

"sometimes I slum with crawlers and minnows" should definately be a lyric. I'll probably steal it. I claimed it. It's mine.

[Swampy]

Bitch! Only if you can claim a multi-night stand with me in the northwoods would you own such a right!

Walleyes, smallies, perch... beware!

Sometimes I slum with pike and threaten with thier teeth!

DRUNK!

[Swampy]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  ha ha  ha ha ha ha!

[Old Kyle]

I've smoked hawkwind sparingly over the years.  It's usually when I'm drunk, but I last longer than Lastname.  I've also smoked quite a bit at work, because I work with total stoners.

I've never done acid, shrooms, mescaline, excstasy, peyote or anything like that...

I have kissed fish and licked leeches.

I had a job for 4 years taking care of leeches.  I was stoned pretty  much every day for that...

[Richie]

Please explain the leeches job. I need to know more.

[Scrod Prickknee]

He footed the bills in a "punk house."

[Scrod Prickknee]

That's right, I'm talking to you, Milwaukee, and you Sheboygan.

[Old Kyle]

Please explain the leeches job. I need to know more.

This was in college.  Leeches are used in biology labs because their neural connective tissue is similar to humans'.  The scientists would yank their "spinal cord" out of them and then zap it with electricity.  I had to change their water in the tanks, feed them (with warmed up to human body temp. cow blood put into cow intestines and sewed up on the ends, like a blood sausage) and make lab solutions, etc.  

I loved this job because no one would ever talk to me - the leech area was in a cooled room and it was quiet and tranquil.  I would take glass pipettes and use them as one-hitters which were perfect for the fuzzy "hero-weed" my roommate who came from Hawaii would bring to us after the holidays each year.  

Good times.  I also worked in an axolotl lab.  Axolotls are mud puppies that live their entire lives as embryos...

[Lastname]

You should ghostwrite an Aluminum Knot Eye song.

[Richie]

Please explain the leeches job. I need to know more.

This was in college.  Leeches are used in biology labs because their neural connective tissue is similar to humans'.  The scientists would yank their "spinal cord" out of them and then zap it with electricity.  I had to change their water in the tanks, feed them (with warmed up to human body temp. cow blood put into cow intestines and sewed up on the ends, like a blood sausage) and make lab solutions, etc.  

I loved this job because no one would ever talk to me - the leech area was in a cooled room and it was quiet and tranquil.  I would take glass pipettes and use them as one-hitters which were perfect for the fuzzy "hero-weed" my roommate who came from Hawaii would bring to us after the holidays each year.  

Good times.  I also worked in an axolotl lab.  Axolotls are mud puppies that live their entire lives as embryos...

That sounds pretty cool for a college job. Axolotls are the ones with their gills on the outside, right? We used to catch em accidentally once in a while while fishing.

[Old Kyle]

I'm so far removed from the twistedness of it all at this point.  

I used to find baby leeches stuck on me later in the day after working.  You can't feel them because they have pain killer in their saliva.  They also have anticoagulant, so you bleed freely.  Amazing little guys.

[Old Kyle]

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That sounds pretty cool for a college job. Axolotls are the ones with their gills on the outside, right? We used to catch em accidentally once in a while while fishing.

Yeah, I think that's right.  There is a website devoted to them out there somewhere.  We fed them warmed up soft dogfood.  They were ravenous all the time.  They'd get a hold of your finger, but they don't really have teeth, so it didn't hurt much.

[Dr. Humpp]

Hawkwind : In Search Of Space
Mudhoney : Superfuzz Bigmuff
Sabbath : Master of Reality
Cream : Disraeli gears
St. Vitus 1st
Captain Beyond : S/T
Blue Cheer : Vincebus Eruptum

...that oughta do it.

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