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best real names
« on: December 20, 2008, 05:51:17 PM »
just sent a package to someone named HUNTER McCLAMROCK

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Re: best real names
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 05:57:37 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 06:07:08 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 06:15:24 PM »
A friend hung out with a man last night by name of Bruce Cakebread. Guy's a sweetie. whodathunkit.
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 06:19:04 PM »
lots of strange names on my ma's side of the family
my cuz's name is Eon Atom.

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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2008, 06:24:21 PM »
my friend's junior high teacher's name was Richard Head.
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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2008, 06:25:32 PM »
I always questioned why Dick Armey didn't go by Richard.

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Re: best real names
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 06:31:13 PM »
Dick Hed (another race car driver from Wisconsin!)
John Wilfart (some guy from Sheboygan Falls, WI my dad knew)
Penis Jones (some guy Bill from AKE's dad was in the army with)

I'll think of some more in the future, surely...

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Re: best real names
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2008, 06:35:19 PM »
Would somebody really name their kid Penis?
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Re: best real names
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2008, 06:36:09 PM »
Guess so!

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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2008, 06:37:03 PM »
I saw tons of awesome names working at my previous job.  We'd ship out directly to customers, but they'd have to order through optometrists, so the names were all verified as real. Just a couple off the top of my head:
Anita Koochie-pootie
Anita Poon
Shat Head (we called the doctor on this one to make sure it was real. It was.)

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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2008, 06:37:38 PM »
I had a teacher in high school named Cinnamon Newton.

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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2008, 06:39:06 PM »
one of my customers works for a CPA named Peter Rub. 

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Re: best real names
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2008, 06:41:20 PM »
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