best real names

[inka]

my old best friend's last name is Balz.

Even better, Her childhood dog was named Milo [Balz]

[Swampy]

Doug Horney (dude from my high school)
Morris Fagg (dude from my grade school)

[Jangerload]

CBS News reporter Bob Cox!

[dusty medical]

high school science teacher, DICK WOOD

[DJ Rick]

I knew a fellow named Da Kok.....he was quite possibly the most effeminate little dude I've ever known.

Gotta hand it to the moms that named their sons Latrell Sprewell and Shaquille O'Neal. When you got outlandish names that rhyme like that, surely you're made to be a star in this world.

[CollectorScum]

I work with a woman who has a dog named Buster.  She married a man with the last name Hyman and took his last name.  The people at the vet's office always have a field day with that one, I'm told.

[Matt V.]

gradle snopps
malkie plumpkin
selbo bonner

[Richie]

Summer school history teacher = DICK BEITZ (pronounced "bites", of course)

My girlfriend in high school = MOLLY BALL
Her father (who worked for Snap-on Tools) = DICK BALL

[XXXacto]

Lily Whitebread

[davehyde]

Rusty Colon Jr.

JUNIOR!!!!!

[IRV SWENSON]

my old best friend's last name is Balz.

Even better, Her childhood dog was named Milo [Balz]

i used to drink with a cop at tuman's named officer balls.  i wish i still remembered his real name because he told me stories about when he was in college at loyola and working as a bartender/coke dealer.  i've got to imagine that would be worth a get out of jail free on a misdemeanor. 

[IRV SWENSON]

oh, and former chicago white sox and detroit tiger rusty kuntz owns this thread.

[Danny]

I don't remember her first name, but her last name was GLASSCOCK.

Her first name was worthless. Nobody used it.

[junior]

[IRV SWENSON]

touche.