best real names

[Dutchman]

Fair Hooker!



-Ryan

[ana marcella]

when i was in 15, me and my friends would smoke weed in the park and this park ranger would always fuck with us. his name was Dick Semen and he had a dog named Brandy.

[Raul]

if any of you speak spanish... i think the surnames " c o c a  m e l l a d o " are fuckin incredible

[sarim]

tess stickles
storm fields (local weatherman)
my cousins name is mouwafac.  you say it like mo-wa-fuck.
hes friends with a math teacher named ahmed badr. the kids call him mr. badr.

[Vinnie]

Vinnie Martini

*wink*

[gabriel]

doug hole (P.E. teacher)
rocky graves (biker.. started one of the more known MC's i forget which)

& my favorite..

harry crevis (worked with this dude at a blockbuster)

[ana marcella]

tess stickles

that's so not a real name

[seb]

storm fields (local weatherman)

Local weatherwoman here is named Amy Freeze, which she claims is her real name. I wonder if she'd have chosen a different profession if her name was Amy Polesmoker.

[Nice Up]

I've crossed paths with lots of Harry and Anita Dyck's (Dyck is a very common surname in my hometown), including a Harry Peter Dyck.

[ROCIII]

Got a buddy who's last name is Mengay.
High school girlfriend's last name was Muzic, not funny but pretty cool nonetheless

[MZITF]

There was this person who went to my high school who was named "titi-porn gangjasac" or something like that. The name is southeast asain and I don't know if it is pronounced that way, but pretty funny none the less.

I also shipped a package to someone named Richard Small the other day. Pretty plain name, but still funny.

[Olde Ethnic 800]

I went to school with a girl named Brandy Alexander.

[hilliam]

ive got a buddy named Danny Sessions. I always thought that was pretty badass

[Jack Stands]

At my old workplace, Sharon Cox...

[rich]

one of my professors in college was named rod cockshutt (pronounced cock-shoot), and i went to high school with a girl named ebony brown.