are any of you assholes on Twitter?

[abusive_husband]

Just wonderin'...

I'm MyrtleW... follow me...

[butcher]

twitters pretty odd.

[sgo shocks]

i fucking love twitter because i'm lazy and facebook/myspace is too much work

i'm  "salgo" on there

[ADM]

ahuntley

[hillside_wrangler]

Yes. I am a TOTAL asshole on Twitter.

[TTT]

what the hell is it?  i heard kids think its pretty awesome.  i once was a cool kid in acid wash jeans.  now, every "twitter" forces me to zoom out until i realize i'm a scrap of acid wash jeans...on the side of the road...in a puddle of dirty water...under a dark tunnel...in a broken down part of town...with two negro males hovering over me....engaging in sexual intercourse....unprotect ed....and one of them picks me up....and wipes cum on me.  that's just how i feel twitter.  you fuckin robot.

[TTT]

african american.  negro is so wrong.  the african american gay man wiped cum on me.

[qmass]

@quartermass

[qmass]

Might I recommend:

@stillsingle
@ZolaJesus
@stoya
@daggerman
@jayreatard
@scharpling
@SacredBones
@macseries

and my personal favourite - Fake Michael Bay: @michael_bay

[abusive_husband]

yayyyy new people to follow on twitter.

I'm a big fan of @hipsterrunoff lately.

[Claire Dactyl]

I'm clairedactyl on there.

[wnkrs]

what's the difference between twitter and myspace/facebook?

[vint]

Twitter is like the 'mood/what are you doing' line on both of those apps.

[abusive_husband]

"micro-blogging"

[SteveBeat]

i'll give the first person to show me an interesting post on twitter (and yes, i know shaq is on twitter but he's an ignorant asshole) five dollars.