i am talking about driving time, motherfucker. remember, i delivered pizzas? i dont live in downtown two rivers and i didnt live in downtown manitowoc.
from my new house to wal mart is over 17 miles one way. its a half hour drive.

from my old house to green bay is 34 miles, but only 37 minutes.

so you see, to cash my check each week used to be a 5 minute drive. now its a half hour, which is damn close to how long it took to get from my old house to green bay!!!
so if my old house is "like .3 miles" from my new one, then it is "like .4 miles" to green bay. its not the distance that matters so much as time anyways. the fact is its just as inconvenient for me to get where i want to go in manitowoc as it would be driving to green fucking bay.