February 15, 2023, 12:19:36 AM
People always tell me mass transit in Milwaukee works just fine
People always tell me mass transit in Milwaukee works just fine (I wouldn't know). I'm not sure about the boring gray flatlands thing, when I live in a state bordered by the 2 largest Great Lakes (1/5 of the world's fresh water) and the biggest river in North America. Not to mention the most lakes of any state in the country. Half the state is hilly woodlands. Hell, northern MN is the same. The people here are the best I've encountered, and I've been everywhere. Japan sucks!!!
Thank you for that raer wisdom.
That being said, I still wanna live somewhere with at least four good shows a week and bars/restaurants/theaters/clubs that are within walking distance.
"Mass Transit" in the Midwest sucks balls. I'm talking trains that run every ten minutes at the very worst and take you within 20 minutes of almost anywhere you want to go, as opposed to an ill-run, poorly laid out bus system frequented by drunks and crackheads at all times of the day. The perception - and hence partially the reality - of mass transit in the Midwest is that its for people with revoked licenses or who can't afford to drive. Go on a train in Tokyo and it's all regular folks. My problems with the Midwest are many, but driving and the weather are the absolute worst.
The Midwest is the closest thing to hell on Earth that I can imagine: brutal soul killing winters, flat scenery, gray skies, salt of the Earth hick types as far as the eye can see, a lack of convenient mass transit (read: trains that can take you anywhere), and the corn atop the shit sundae is the mystifying sense of local pride that infuses the spirit of most Midwesterners. I seriously think killing oneself is a better alternative to living in the Midwest for the rest of ones life. I've been here for all but one of my thirty years on Earth, and all melodtrama aside, I'd honestly rather get hit by a bus than spend another ten years here. On the other end of the spectrum, I just got back from Tokyo a few days ago: sunny skies every day for two weeks, temps in the high forties to low sixties every day, an incredible train system that eliminates the need to own a car, and stimulating experiences around every corner. For me it's the closest thing to an Earthly paradise conceivable. The only problem is that I'm an American by birth and don't want to work a dead end job as an English teaching monkey, which is about the only possibility available to me at this stage in the game.