bent weiner disease

[Toblerone Zone]

A new drug for claw hand, a condition that causes bent fingers, may serve double-duty as a penis-straightener. Pfizer's drug Xiaflex was not approved for this, but it may provide much needed relief for those suffering from Peyronie's Disease -- a hard-to-treat condition in which the penis becomes permanently and painfully bent.

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Sex/penis-straightening-drug-provide-relief-peyronies/story?id=9747758

discuss

[Saint Gut-Free]

I've had a disease this whole time? 

[Toblerone Zone]

girls?  ever come across a ween so bent as to be unusable?

[nickg]

I've had a disease this whole time? 

i don't know nothin about yer penis, but the disease or whatever ain't just havin' a crooked one, apparently it's horribly painful. i think a little kink in yer dink can be normal.

but you're probably diseased.

[alexyoshi]

last girl i slept with said she was pretty glad that mine wasn't bent like her ex's.

[Matt]

i don't know nothin about yer penis, but the disease or whatever ain't just havin' a crooked one, apparently it's horribly painful. i think a little kink in yer dink can be normal.

So basically boner time = bad time? Further proof there is no god.

[baker]

i got a dick like a tetris piece.

[the cool ruler]

there's already a cure.  it's called switching hands.

[manchovies]

last girl i slept with said she was pretty glad that mine wasn't bent like her ex's.

sounds like a keeper. 

[kolaola]

i got a dick like a tetris piece.

lollll

[alexyoshi]

last girl i slept with said she was pretty glad that mine wasn't bent like her ex's.

sounds like a keeper. 

haha

[rockinpneumonia]

i got a dick like a tetris piece.

Winner.

[TTT]

theres no way im switching hands.  you risk life and limb doing that stunt.  ill be livin with penis parkinsons before the right hand gets called to serve its country.  fortunately mine is half-weird.  its like a potato you could still eat.  even though there's a long sprout coming out of one side. 

[TTT]

second from the bottom. 

[jstooge]

There once was a young man named Kent
Whose penis was comically bent
sometimes just for a laugh
he would fold it in half
So that whenever he came, he went.