bent weiner disease

[rockinpneumonia]

There once was a young man named Kent
Whose penis was comically bent
sometimes just for a laugh
he would fold it in half
So that whenever he came, he went.

Cool story, bro.

[allergictofun]

last girl i slept with said she was pretty glad that mine wasn't bent like her ex's.

every time you see the dude you'll only be able to think about his weiner shape.
You know what's not cool? Your gf telling you her ex (also a friend) has 'sweeter tasting cum than yours because he is a vegetarian'.

[Asshole Face]

last girl i slept with said she was pretty glad that mine wasn't bent like her ex's.

every time you see the dude you'll only be able to think about his weiner shape.
You know what's not cool? Your gf telling you her ex (also a friend) has 'sweeter tasting cum than yours because he is a vegetarian'.

if all you eat is taco bell then your cum will taste like diarrhea....same thing if you OD on Hot Pockets or GO GO taquitos from 7-11

[jstooge]

last girl i slept with said she was pretty glad that mine wasn't bent like her ex's.

every time you see the dude you'll only be able to think about his weiner shape.
You know what's not cool? Your gf telling you her ex (also a friend) has 'sweeter tasting cum than yours because he is a vegetarian'.

if all you eat is taco bell then your cum will taste like diarrhea....same thing if you OD on Hot Pockets or GO GO taquitos from 7-11

I was with a girl once that a friend of mine dated for a while before me.  He asked me about a week after her and I started seeing each other if she tried to get me to eat yogurt all the time, and I said yes because she had and it made me wonder.  He told me she did the same thing with him because she said it made his cum taste like crystal light. 

That was the day I discovered the all-yogurt diet.

I mean, let's face it, bjs are great because they involve two things a lot of guys like the most. 1) having sex. 2) doing nothing.