CLEVELAND - MOST MISERABLE CITY IN AMERICA

[LayawayButch]

Interesting Toledo fact:  Highest rate of child prostitution in the state.

And #4 in the nation in human trafficking! Who said there were no jobs here?

Motherfuckers afraid of getting their hands a little dirty.

On a more serious note, can you imagine Glass City cops busting up a human trafficking ring?  I can't.

Have you ever wondered how we keep the heat turned on, bubba?

[Jason Rerun]

St. Louis is one of the worst because of it's shitty football team? I'm moving to St. Louis then.

Yeah, all that stuff you hear about sky high violent crime n' stuff is just bullshit. Everyone here is just pissed off because we have a crappy football team. That, and we don't want anyone else to move here and find out that's it's actually utopia.

[meshkalina]

cleveland also won worst winter weather in america just recently.

Cities in Alaska, both Dakotas, Montana, Wyoming, upstate NY and some NE areas must have been excluded from the poll.

[Scrod Prickknee]

I think Gary has 100,000 people and is thus disqualified from these lists because it's too small. But it's definitely the worst city I've ever been to.

[Beloved Invader]

I miss Toledo.  Highlights from its local news broadcasts from when I lived there in '00-'02 include a youth gang dedicated solely to beating up mailmen, car-sized potholes that would suddenly appear under your compact and swallow it up completely, actual alligators crawling up from the sewers and chewing on housepets and the then-mayor beating up one of his citizens with enough enthusiasm to put him in the intensive care ward.  Saw Molly Hatchet at the Lucas County fair, followed by a bush-league pro-wrestling show.  During the intermission the local heavyweight champ, Chief Bootyknocker, came into the stands to talk with his wife and 34 children, who were seated nearby.  As it got close to the bell-time and the houselights dimmed, Mrs. Bootyknocker shooed her kids away, telling them "alright kids, daddy's gotta go wrestle now."  Good times.

[akpasta]

Cleveland Tourism Videos

part I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

Part II
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

"Our main export is crippling depression!"

"This train is carrying jobs out of Cleveland!"

[DJ Rick]

I think Gary has 100,000 people and is thus disqualified from these lists because it's too small. But it's definitely the worst city I've ever been to.

According to the infallible Wikipedia, "The population was 102,746 at the 2000 census, making it the fifth largest city in the state."

http://www.flickr.com/photos/metroblossom/1667954945/in/set-72157600024465342/

[brooklynbeard]

buy a house for the price of a vcr

[DJ Rick]

buy a house for the price of a vcr

I remember seeing that mock commercial jingle for Cleveland. Pretty funny. What show did it air o? I forget.

[goneoffdatlean]

Dude did a promo for NBA on TNT which was pretty funny as well.

[Scrod Prickknee]

I think Gary has 100,000 people and is thus disqualified from these lists because it's too small. But it's definitely the worst city I've ever been to.

According to the infallible Wikipedia, "The population was 102,746 at the 2000 census, making it the fifth largest city in the state."

http://www.flickr.com/photos/metroblossom/1667954945/in/set-72157600024465342/

One time I compared Gary with Green Bay (also 100,000 people) on Wikipedia and they were basically the polar opposite in every single way.

[wnkrs]

[publicimagedanno]

I used to live in a house in Clevo,Slavic Village to be exact(where I heard people are stealing aluminum siding off the houses)...anyways rent was $475 dollars a month for a 2 story house with a basement!!! It's funny living here in Austin,working at a club and hearing touring bands horror stories about Cleveland. One guy told me he was sleeping in their van,had his headphones on,when he woke up somebody had stolen them off of his head. Cleveland....Love it or Hate it,they don't give a fuck.....you'd probably get beat up there either way.

[neighborhoodwatch]

cleveland rules (probably)

[erickelric]

BRING BACK THE TORSO KILLER