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FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
« on: April 21, 2010, 07:01:38 PM »
And it has to be a real one....

Mine so far is:

Uncle Daddy and the Famly Secrets

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Re: FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2010, 08:37:05 PM »
Butthole Wakeboarders

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Re: FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2010, 08:52:59 PM »
Hymen Holocaust is a favorite.

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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2010, 08:58:05 PM »
I thought scrotum poles wuz pretty funny
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Re: FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2010, 09:09:41 PM »
Hymen Holocaust is a favorite.

UGH. I somehow remember in sixth grade having some kind of contest with a couple other guys in school to see who could use the word "Hymen" in the most disgusting way.  My friend Jordan won with "Hymenz Ketchup" and I always thought it would've made a cool band name.

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Re: FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2010, 09:29:41 PM »
nirvana 2

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A couple others
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2010, 10:44:38 PM »
The Vajayjays
The Titty Cacas

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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2010, 11:01:43 PM »
The famous name spinoff/combo shit got way old but they were good for an easy chortle. My favorite was always Retardo Montalban. David Copperfuck wasn't bad.
Smegma has always been a brilliant / slightly goofy name

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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2010, 11:07:41 PM »
Steaming wolf penis was made up as a joke during the whole 'wolf' band name craze but actually got used.

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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2010, 11:15:21 PM »
Speaking of, has their been a thread of current band name feature trends? The last few years have gone crazy with the following:
polar
bear
wolf
family
whale
other marine mammals
girls
black (always)
white

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Re: FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2010, 11:27:30 PM »
you need to chill bro

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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2010, 11:31:56 PM »
you need to chill bro

Naw naw...that's a good point.

Here are my submissions for band name trends:

Miley.
and
Cyrus.

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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2010, 11:36:17 PM »
too mnay retarded bands come through where i book to remember
heres a few

high five revival
fat city reprise
my personal fav: HEAVY LIQUID!!!



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Re: FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2010, 12:05:02 AM »
nirvana 2

no way... ever since i was 10 i've really wanted to start a band called nirvana 2. SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT!?!?

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Re: FUNNIEST BAND NAME YOU'VE COME ACROSS?
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2010, 12:32:33 AM »
nirvana 2

no way... ever since i was 10 i've really wanted to start a band called nirvana 2. SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT!?!?

my buddy made all these recordings when he was about 13 of him playing guitar with a fork and called it nirvana 2...so it hasnt been properly used..we were gunna call ourselves that but he moved away..feel free