jay reatard and the black lips did not get child boards based on the merit of their work. they got child boards because i was sick of every other post in the music board being some 20 year old raving about how the black lips were the best rock & roll band that ever existed or that jay reatard is a better songwriter than anyone ever. silly shit like that was dragging down the music board. really, who the fuck cares what new song the black lips are covering? well, i guess some people do and though i am sure this is not in the spirit of the americans with disabilities act, i thought it would be best for the retarded children to be segregated from the rest of society or at least termbo. also i thought the reatard board would irritate jay, but he's dead so i am sure he is at peace with it. now, if you want a private place to chat about how dwyer is ohso dreamy, i will be happy to oblige, but please note that it will be because i think the ohsees are highly overrated and that you are a fucking moron for championing them. but also know that the ohsees childboard will be a childboard of the pop punk childboard, something i am thinking of doing with both the reatard and black lips boards.