Scion/Vice 7"s

[Jared]

It's like people only do these things because they can.

[TomB]

p$: i dont need money & "band kopie$" from a japanese kar company to wear TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR JEAN$ and drive a twenty five thousand dollar car DOWN HIGH $TREET BABY listening to the brainbombs figuring out what girls i want 2 ki$$ on the mouth and what girls i wanna stick a skrewdriver in their chest.

[Vince Clortho Keymaster of Gozac]

PUNK IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. THE BAD SPORTS HAVE DONE A SCION GARAGE 7".

Kevin, you can now shut the whole thread down.

[Vince Clortho Keymaster of Gozac]

WHO WILL SAVE PUNK??


THE MANNEQUIN MEN!!!!! ONLY ON SCION RECORD 7" RECORDS!!!!!

[Vince Clortho Keymaster of Gozac]

NEW FROM FLAMESHOVEL SCION RECORDS!
IN Chicago.

[Vince Clortho Keymaster of Gozac]

How will I ever read MRR again now that I know they won't touch Kid Congo Powers & The Pink Monkey Birds??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!


Who is next.... AMEBIX???!!!!!$@#%

[bruce]

is that a girl?

[Roger Gavaskar]

is that a girl?

No mate.

It's Beck.

Try and keep up.

[Mark Beef]

we need to have a meeting about the imminent collapse of punk asap.....send out the feelers we need to get everyone back to space mountain within the week. Tell all the crusty kids this supersedes food not bombs feeding people, hell this is even bigger than the cat liberation party that we were gonna throw to bring about change in Greg Ginn's apartment.

 

[P-TNT]

Who is next.... AMEBIX???!!!!!$@#%

"THIS METALLIC CRUST IS NOT UNLIKE EARLY ******"

[Jack Stands]

This past week, I went to Orange, CA for business.  The rent-a-car we got was a Scion.  I don't have many punk points, in fact, I have a desk job, a family, and I listen to Steely Dan on occasion.  The Scion was just what was offered, and that's what we drove to the office for our focus group.  My company paid for another company to lend us another company's product that puts out records for speculatively questionable principals.
Should I:
A. have refused the Scion outright, and complained to the clerk that it was "killing the scene", and demanded an upgrade.

or

B. write scion a letter, thanking them for making themselves available for non-punks like myself to support more bands.

Thanks in advance for your future guidelines.  P.S., what do I win, if I ever have enough punk points?

[Jack Stands]

PPS, if SSR ever listens to Box of Feelings, I will voluntarily pee my pants.

[Angry_and_Horny]

from: MAXIMUM ROCKNROLL to: ME
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from: ME to: MRR
show details 4:48 AM (3 minutes ago)
Does MRR accept ads with nudity?

[Mark Beef]

does MRR accept ads where you are trying to get underage girls to fellate you for merch?

[qmass]

SCION!