Those long drives must be especially tough while trying to fight off that never-ending chain of bj's (so distracting!).
Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.
Also, restless leg syndrome.
'Bro, can you squeeze on my calves for just like ten minutes?'
What kind of anti-oxidants and herbal remedies do you carry out there in the wilds?
I never leave home without odorless garlic, ginger, oil of oregano, and tumeric. Helps with the partying and achy joints n' such. Also from whatever kind of proto-polio that might be laying next to me on various floors.