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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2010, 07:42:01 AM »
Nah 2 year reprieve from being a supervisor in an office somewhere.

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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2010, 07:46:06 AM »


NOTE:All of this will be moot if the new record is still good

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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2010, 07:46:27 AM »
Those long drives must be especially tough while trying to fight off that never-ending chain of bj's (so distracting!).

Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.

Also, restless leg syndrome.
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2010, 07:47:53 AM »


NOTE:All of this will be moot if the new record is still good

http://www.fatpossum.com/products/dye-it-blonde

Please check it out

So you are saying they are the new Starlight Vocal Band?
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2010, 07:48:23 AM »
restless leg syndrome!
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #35 on: November 04, 2010, 07:49:19 AM »
Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.

Excellent post! Give this man some more stars.

The worst is when you're driving long distance and one NPR fades out and you find the new one and it's playing the same show you just listened to two hours ago!  Good Grief!

And why don't any of these stupid newsstands in the corn-tard belt carry the fucking New Yorker??

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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #36 on: November 04, 2010, 07:51:42 AM »
You catty bitches! What is this Termbo Eye for the Careerist Guy?
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #37 on: November 04, 2010, 07:51:51 AM »
Those long drives must be especially tough while trying to fight off that never-ending chain of bj's (so distracting!).

Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.

Also, restless leg syndrome.
'Bro, can you squeeze on my calves for just like ten minutes?'

What kind of anti-oxidants and herbal remedies do you carry out there in the wilds?

I never leave home without odorless garlic, ginger, oil of oregano, and tumeric. Helps with the partying and achy joints n' such. Also from whatever kind of proto-polio that might be laying next to me on various floors.
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« Reply #38 on: November 04, 2010, 07:53:22 AM »
City Rock > Blog Rock
YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE.

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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #39 on: November 04, 2010, 07:57:54 AM »
Those long drives must be especially tough while trying to fight off that never-ending chain of bj's (so distracting!).

Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.

Also, restless leg syndrome.
'Bro, can you squeeze on my calves for just like ten minutes?'

What kind of anti-oxidants and herbal remedies do you carry out there in the wilds?

I never leave home without odorless garlic, ginger, oil of oregano, and tumeric. Helps with the partying and achy joints n' such. Also from whatever kind of proto-polio that might be laying next to me on various floors.

'wow, how is it possible that this guy's whole apartment is linoleum, except for the bathroom which is carpeted? I am so so glad I brought my therma-rest, ambien, and sleep mask. '
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #40 on: November 04, 2010, 08:01:50 AM »
Those long drives must be especially tough while trying to fight off that never-ending chain of bj's (so distracting!).

Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.

Also, restless leg syndrome.
'Bro, can you squeeze on my calves for just like ten minutes?'

What kind of anti-oxidants and herbal remedies do you carry out there in the wilds?

I never leave home without odorless garlic, ginger, oil of oregano, and tumeric. Helps with the partying and achy joints n' such. Also from whatever kind of proto-polio that might be laying next to me on various floors.

'wow, how is it possible that this guy's whole apartment is linoleum, except for the bathroom which is carpeted? I am so so glad I brought my therma-rest, ambient, and sleep mask. '

I'm afraid to bring my cpap on the road. I'm really self concious about that. What Would Jeremiah Johnson Do?
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #41 on: November 04, 2010, 08:06:53 AM »
Those long drives must be especially tough while trying to fight off that never-ending chain of bj's (so distracting!).

Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.

Also, restless leg syndrome.
'Bro, can you squeeze on my calves for just like ten minutes?'

What kind of anti-oxidants and herbal remedies do you carry out there in the wilds?

I never leave home without odorless garlic, ginger, oil of oregano, and tumeric. Helps with the partying and achy joints n' such. Also from whatever kind of proto-polio that might be laying next to me on various floors.

'wow, how is it possible that this guy's whole apartment is linoleum, except for the bathroom which is carpeted? I am so so glad I brought my therma-rest, ambient, and sleep mask. '

I'm afraid to bring my cpap on the road. I'm really self concious about that. What Would Jeremiah Johnson Do?

This reminds me of a Kevin Seconds blog of about ten years ago, where he was following up a description of a Go National gig as being pretty close to the Sex Pistols first show at the 100 Club with complaints about his bad back from hauling equipment and worrying about his legs falling asleep while driving.
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #42 on: November 04, 2010, 08:16:45 AM »
Those long drives must be especially tough while trying to fight off that never-ending chain of bj's (so distracting!).

Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.

Also, restless leg syndrome.
'Bro, can you squeeze on my calves for just like ten minutes?'

What kind of anti-oxidants and herbal remedies do you carry out there in the wilds?

I never leave home without odorless garlic, ginger, oil of oregano, and tumeric. Helps with the partying and achy joints n' such. Also from whatever kind of proto-polio that might be laying next to me on various floors.

'wow, how is it possible that this guy's whole apartment is linoleum, except for the bathroom which is carpeted? I am so so glad I brought my therma-rest, ambient, and sleep mask. '

I'm afraid to bring my cpap on the road. I'm really self concious about that. What Would Jeremiah Johnson Do?

This reminds me of a Kevin Seconds blog of about ten years ago, where he was following up a description of a Go National gig as being pretty close to the Sex Pistols first show at the 100 Club with complaints about his bad back from hauling equipment and worrying about his legs falling asleep while driving.

Did anyone bother to point out that maybe if he weren't so fucking fat that he might get some vascular flow in those meathock calves of his?
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #43 on: November 04, 2010, 08:18:09 AM »
They're that harmless/irrelevant. 

It's always a weird feeling when I find myself agreeing with Colin about something.
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Re: Smith Westerns: Staunch Careerists
« Reply #44 on: November 04, 2010, 08:21:24 AM »
Those long drives must be especially tough while trying to fight off that never-ending chain of bj's (so distracting!).

Just wait ten-fifteen years when your chief concerns in the van are the state of the road and/or tire quality, missing your dog/wife/children, what interesting historical plaques and/or interesting regional foods you saw on PBS that your bandmates refuse to stop for, where on the dial the local NPR affiliate lies, wondering if it's really that unlikely for you to have a heart attack this young, and wait, shit, did my hand always shake like this? I really, really hope that's not the DTs.

Also, restless leg syndrome.
'Bro, can you squeeze on my calves for just like ten minutes?'

What kind of anti-oxidants and herbal remedies do you carry out there in the wilds?

I never leave home without odorless garlic, ginger, oil of oregano, and tumeric. Helps with the partying and achy joints n' such. Also from whatever kind of proto-polio that might be laying next to me on various floors.

'wow, how is it possible that this guy's whole apartment is linoleum, except for the bathroom which is carpeted? I am so so glad I brought my therma-rest, ambient, and sleep mask. '

I'm afraid to bring my cpap on the road. I'm really self concious about that. What Would Jeremiah Johnson Do?

This reminds me of a Kevin Seconds blog of about ten years ago, where he was following up a description of a Go National gig as being pretty close to the Sex Pistols first show at the 100 Club with complaints about his bad back from hauling equipment and worrying about his legs falling asleep while driving.

Did anyone bother to point out that maybe if he weren't so fucking fat that he might get some vascular flow in those meathock calves of his?

My circulation and blood pressure are good, oddly enough. But if I keep up my "freewheeling" lifestyle, that may be next on the block. Or perhaps diabetes. My only concern with diversifying my diet is what's known as "Vegan Gas" making its way into the shitcan van. I've found that cheeseburgers and narcotic painkillers help with that issue. Life is a balance.
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