But SERIOUSLY, soap operas work on a different timeline and move thru the story different than other narrative forms. Plus, y'know, it's domestic bullshit. No killin' (yet).
So, where you are talking about a lack of quality, I am saying: YOU GOTTA PUT ON SOME NEW GOGGLES, BRO.
Whatever. American Horror Story is about a million times more entertaining than Mad Men, and that's not good enough for you either, but put Bruce Campbell in a prom dress and yr hard-on is 20 feet long.