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Scott Soriano on Facebook
« on: April 26, 2011, 05:00:31 AM »
I woke up to a friend request from Scott, but then when I went to accept it the friend request was gone. It is a sad day.

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2011, 07:07:38 AM »
i requested friendship with him and got i within 3 seconds. it was like he was sitting there waiting. probably means i still owe him Loft rent
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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2011, 07:29:13 AM »
Pretty sure it's just his intern running it.

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2011, 07:30:40 AM »
Soriano's Farmville score is already through the fucking roof.
YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE.

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2011, 07:32:08 AM »
I woke up to a friend request from Scott, but then when I went to accept it the friend request was gone. It is a sad day.

Funny thing about facebook. If you have a "business" page, sooner or later they drive you into creating a personal page. They deny access to some functions, etc. So you fold and create a personal page. And then they automatically send friend requests to everyone who "likes" your business page. When a number of their automated friend requests are tagged as spam by some of the folks who "like"  your biz, facebook sends you a notice that suspends your ability to requests friends for two days and cancels all friend requests automated or not, with the threat of suspending your account if the "spamming" continues. Great system they have.

If you really want to be my "friend", just request. I guess I can say Yes to you, but you can't say Yes to me. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FREE SPEECH????!!!!
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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2011, 08:11:05 AM »
Damn.  I was all, like...

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2011, 08:16:21 AM »
Rachel is gonna be so disappointed when she finds out it was an automated request.

I am thankful it was automated request cuz Kevin was gonna kick some SS ass for Scott asking me and not him.

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 08:19:47 AM »
Any port in a storm, babe. Any port in a storm.
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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 08:25:34 AM »
Soriano also joined Groupon, LinkedIn, Jdate, bigtitsroundasses.  His tumblr is deeznutzbeslappin
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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 08:30:37 AM »
i sure hope you're nicer to me on fb than you are on the phone. you sounded like a barrel of dill pickles.

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2011, 08:35:03 AM »
i sure hope you're nicer to me on fb than you are on the phone. you sounded like a barrel of dill pickles.

very "distracted" when you called.

 really, have i ever been mean to you?
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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2011, 08:38:41 AM »
come on, dude.

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2011, 08:49:12 AM »
hahaha

sensitive old men

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 08:58:30 AM »
i gotta admit, he was a bit crabby with me and my feelers got hurt a wee bit.

fuckin' dick.

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Re: Scott Soriano on Facebook
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2011, 09:58:25 AM »
It's hard to enjoy a conversation when you have to stand to talk.