Terminal Boredom reviews...

[Swampy]

I like Lakefront, but, yes, Sprecher is a superior maker of beer.  The Black Bavarian, the Pub Ale, the Special Amber, etc. are all better than the various Lakefront beers.  But I usually drink Capital Brewery products.  I actually think New Glarus isn't all that great.  That Spotted Cow just tastes like a babyfood version of a Weiss-style brew.

I'm a walking beer sampler and I know what's good, you penis-stuffer trannies...

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

Man, I think New Glarus sucks.  Never liked the stuff.  Lakefront products always seemed bland to me.  I never went on the Lakefront tour, though.  Sprecher was alright. 

My favorite beer right now is that Quebecois stuff, La Fin du Monde.  Two of them will absolutely destroy me, and it tastes like nectar of the gods.

[Scrod Prickknee]

Hey douche, I've never even toured Sprecher, a real brewery. Get that pecker out of your nose, rape.

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

...Oops.  Forgot Delirium Tremens.  THAT is my favorite beer.  It makes for a classy drunk.  The kind that makes you curtsy before anal sex.

[vint]

I've never bought a sixpack of Lakefront. Of course I've only bought Sprecher a few times, had it at my sister's wedding though, and next door a couple of days ago when our new neighbor's had a free kegger. Anyway, I've taken the Lakefront tour several times because 8 pints of beer for three bucks is about as good as it gets, especially when they have their Holiday Spice that's like 9% alchohol. Do I like Sprecher, yeah, of course, it's great. That don't mean shit though. I'll drink anything.

Beer snobbery is for bourgeois douchebags. I'm about to crack into a tallboy of Natty Ice.

[vint]

Anyway, it's all about Lion's Head. You can only get it in Wilkes-Barre, but it's 10$ a case of bottles and reminded me alot of Rhinelander, which was my beer of choice when it was still around in glass. Not only was Rhinelander the place of my birth, the beer was better warm than cold, so it was great for summer drinking and it was the cheapest case of bottles you could find in Green Bay at 8$ a case.

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

I have three bottles of Molson waiting for me when I get home.  Sadly, this excites me. 

[shauuuun]

Fin Du Monde is the shit, but Don Du Dieu and Trois Pistoles is even better.  Always love it when my hometown brewery (Unibroue) gets repped outside Quebec.

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

From your hometown?  That's cool.  I know next to nothing about beer and brewing, but that stuff makes me happy.  I'm gonna try the others that you mentioned, too. 

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

And I used to drink Rhinelander on occasion in high school.  Because for some reason, the grocery store I worked at special ordered cases of the stuff, so everyone sampled.  The only thing better than the occasional Rhinelander was the time a coworker and I decided to do too much nitrous in the frozen foods cooler, or the time some magazine distributor accidentally sent horribly degrading porn instead of "People" or "Star."

[Scrod Prickknee]

Bud's pretty good.

[Scrod Prickknee]

Pabst in the summer when I'm showing off my tatts.

[Adam]

Delirium & Fin Du Monde rules!  I had Cheqvar (sp?) the other day for the first time, and that was tasty as well.  As for upper-Midwest 6-packs, I never go wrong with Capital or Bells.  Oberon is where it's at in the summer.

Weird beer fact (learned on the last non-crazy-Friday-night Lakefront tour I was on):  The chemical make-up of the water that Plisner-Urquel gets from their deep artesian wells is exact same combination as Milwaukee tap-water.  That's pretty cool.

[Swampy]

I'm a bourgeois douchebag!

Delerium Tremens, Fin Du Monde, Trois Pistoles, Lucifer, Duval, etc.  are all swell Belgian-style brews which are perfect for the more discerning alcoholic beer drinker.

Chekvar is pretty decent Slovakian pilsner.  If you like that, try some Golden Pheasant (which is still good even though it's now owned by Heineken, I think).

I'm a venemous fan of the Sclenkerla smoked beer.  I like just about anything smoked, including my beer.  http://www.schlenkerla.de/indexe.htm

Kevin, Natural Ice is just fine, too.  Mark from AluminumKnotEye used to bring that shit over for practice and we wrote many a song while under the influence of that swill...

I used to always drink Rhinelander.  I once tried to carry a case of bottles about 10 blocks to a party, was already drunk and tripped on the sidewalk crushing my thumb and breaking a few of the bottles. I was very sad about the bottles that broke, but drank most of the rest to cure the thumb pain.  I had to be carried out of the party (it was at that faggot Chuck's house when I was still in the Squish...).

[vint]

I forgot you used to be in a band with that homosexual. Is he out of the closet yet? I mean, does he admit he's out of the closet yet?