Terminal Boredom reviews...

[Scrod Prickknee]

Nanners - I just picked up the Evolutions record at Officer Brad's last night and I think it's great. Killer-kool artwork & awesome limited edition #, jes kiddin' (or am I?).

I'm glad everybody's fighting, and I mean that.

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

FUCK YOU!

[MattCoppens]

 Eat my ball bag, assface.

[Criminaliq]

Nobody knows anything about anything!

Except me!

[dustburn]

Every single one of you - fags.
Except for me.
I'm not a homosexual.
I fuck guys butts.
For money.
They jizz all up in my fat mouth.
And then we kiss.
Yum.
I'll even swallow after that.
Cuz i'm not a goddamn fag.

[SSR]

hey mr english as a second language - what the fuck does "you're miles beyond the genres that were supposed to get reviewed here" mean? does rich have a rule book i dont know about? was i not invited to the meeting on preserving tired ass genre ghettos so lazy euros who cant be bothered to think of rock & roll in terms other than "hey hey i wanna rock you all night" and "oh oh look at my car" and let's not for get "oh baby you are so fine" though in your ESL damged euro speak that would sound more like "hey hey you rock with me night all the time, yeah" and "my car, here look it pretty fine now" and "baby fine is you to me right now that I sing." just shut the fuck up, dutch treat. the only reason you are so fucking cranky about this review thing is because i didnt mention the evolutions in releation to Pissconsin bands that matter TODAY. Perhaps if you were such a fucking cheapscape and would free up a fucking review copy, mr i live in a welfare state and dont have to worry about getting fed or clothed or housed or methadoned, i'd review something that falls within the Nanne Tepper's Guidelines for Terminal Boredom Reviews, not that they fucking matter, you lazy shit who hasnt written squat for this fucking thing since god knows how long.

PS I am sorry if any of the "humor" above sails past the heads of you Europeans. Funny is an American thing. You wouldnt understand.

[Ashley Roachclip]

Funny is an American thing.

Yeah Larry the Cable guy rules.

[Yakov-Smirnoff]

No. Funny is I.

[bazooka joe]

I really hate alla you fucking losers. Little Killers is fucking real rock'n'roll with soul out the ass  and you pretentious dogs think you really need to be challenged with pseudo-noise made by people who got into ITR shit from the Dirtbombs onward. Lame. Nanne you old crust cutchie, come to my party and hear when I drop the Little Killers in my DJ set and see how your narrow white ass shakes for the first time since Dropout Boogie. And Snatch, whatever you see in the Ghetto Ways makes me realize you probably like Turbonegro and love the Dirtbombs so who gives a fuck what your Sprockets watching weinerschnitzel swallowing hitler moustache face thinks anyway. And you talk about the Little Killers "early stuff?" They don't have any! One single and an LP from two years ago qualifies for "early?" Holy shit you're stoooooooooopid. Musically the first LP and the second are minimally different and nothing to really warrant comparing. They both are just pure rock and roll with no frills except for being no frills. You all suck.  I'm certainly not saying that they're the greatest band ever but their should be absolutley NO REASON TO COMPLAIN about them if you really are a r'n'r fan.

The new Black Time Lp has one great song. The title track. It's good but big fucking deal.

[vint]

I liked the Little Killers live.

[bazooka joe]

Ugh, you fags all forgot how to rock when the Hospitals came out.

[vint]

Who are the Hospitals?

[bazooka joe]

Who cares?

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

Gimmie a fucking break.

[bazooka joe]

There's plenty of great old music to find, as you know, so you're better off not keeping up with the Joneses. Criminals in My Car.

Exactly. I'm pretty disgusted with most current bands and I've only been buying old records for awhile. I think the last great modern music period was the one that included the Necessary Evils, Oblivians, Cheater Slicks, Gibson Bros., Lord High Fixers etc. The new breed are a bunch of fucking spoiled know nothings.