Terminal Boredom reviews...

[erickelric]

Without TB nobody would give a fuck about any of you people!

You should get down on your hands and knees and shine Rich Kroneiss' boots with your tongues for giving you the opportunity to become pseudo-celebs in the World of Internet Punk.

That includes just about anybody who writes for TB or posts on here or who has a shitty band that people pretend to care about.

Lower Standard Fuckheads Disperse!

[bradx]

fuck that shit, Last Sons of Kypton

[erickelric]

Sure!

[Nanne Tepper]

Nanne -
Let's put it this way: The fact that you take the over-the-top-ness that I wrote seriously means YOU LOSE!

No, you illiterate, the fact that you can't either write or read irony made you already loose posts ago.

And I take no more shit about Europe when it comes down to remarks like yours. Goddamn man, don't you understand we Europeans much rather have French bands on Yak. than on SSR? No - you don't. That we like all those vinylreleases at P-Trash while you guys are fucking the cd hole? No, you don't. That we pray for bands not to go to ITR although most of us like that label, but as an European band you're done once you're there? No, you don't. That we beg American bands not to settle in Europe cause we have enough shit of our own? No- you don't. That a good dyke is found amongst the American Police and V.S. Army People and that I wouldn't put my finger in one of those for a billion bucks? Okay, you probably do.

I just don't wanna have you put personal stuff up here that only you know are big fuckin lies. It may be a big ha ha to you. Not to me.

And my English is called Walt Disney English, just so you know.

[erickelric]

Don't worry, Nanne. Scott is headed down to South America on a Herzog-esque mission to pull a 12" vinyl record over the Andes mountains so that Midwestern mouthbreathers, Southern Baptist bible-humpers, Pacific Northwest style-sluts, and, yes, even Euro-sleaze scumbags (and the women who love them), can rock across this spinning top we evolved on, Earth. Ain't it bootyful?

[SSR]

Nanne - here let Oz pull back the curtain:

I read stupid things complaining about reviews and I say to myself "what do i have to do? dishes? should i file records? hell, i'll get in a message board squabble." so i skim what the last retard wrote, stretch my fingers and think (but not too hard) what i can write that is more assinine than the person before me. i go through a check list: mock their country? yes/no. make fun of their language? yes/no. grind down their music taste? yes/ no. once i figured that out (takes about 5 seconds), i let some obscure reference work their way in, hopefully in the form of really stupid puns. i stop and ask my lady when the last time i took a swipe at Wisconsin. "About four hours ago, honey" she replies, so i figure it is past due to poke the wisconsinonians. if i can work in a reference to utah or kemp boyd, i do. sometimes i giggle while i write, knowing that any reference to the dutch must be followed with the finger in the dyke joke. i admit that i am a bit amiss in not mentioning windmills or clogs, but i do make sure i call every hollander i can a pothead. and with you there must be a jazz reference.  i dont go back to correct my grammer or spell check because, frankly, i dont give a shit. this has taken me about 3 minutes to write and i will never read it again. you might. i wont. you see, my friend, this isnt about you and what you think. not at all. it is about me trying (but not too hard) to be as moronic as i possibly can be. "why? why?" you ask. "why be a moron?" because the only way to reply to moronic statements is with something even stupider than what came before. sorry to let the proverbial cat out of the metaphorical bag, but i am bored and bored of this subject. i've let myself get sucked back onto this board and now feel like i am wasting my time. thanks for playing "who is an idiot now" with me. i am going to crawl back into my hole.

[bradx]

you really should

[snatched!]

I really hate alla you fucking losers. Little Killers is fucking real rock'n'roll with soul out the ass  and you pretentious dogs think you really need to be challenged with pseudo-noise made by people who got into ITR shit from the Dirtbombs onward. Lame.

I agree. Could be my words. I still don´t dig the second as I like the first one. Did I hurt anyone with my personal taste? I´m going to DJ with the first, you with the second. Nice deal.

And Snatch, whatever you see in the Ghetto Ways makes me realize you probably like Turbonegro and love the Dirtbombs

Somehow I never bought a Turbonegro record, You?
The GHETTO WAYS rock and roll hard they´re all three great people. They have a lot of fun in what they do and people enjoy it. It´s damn real and they spit it out on stage. Few people like it: http://www.ghettoways.com/
Two new singles out on SAVAGE and ALIEN SNATCH damn soon!

so who gives a fuck what your Sprockets watching weinerschnitzel swallowing hitler moustache face thinks anyway. And you talk about the Little Killers "early stuff?" They don't have any! One single and an LP from two years ago qualifies for "early?" Holy shit you're stoooooooooopid.

What problem do you have? The Little Killers posting doesn´t have much to do with the others. Two years is ages ago, haha. Ok, lets count the singles. One, two. Crypt and Sweet Nothing.

NO REASON TO COMPLAIN about them if you really are a r'n'r fan.

really really?
I´m out. No more time to waste.

[Nanne Tepper]

Nanne - here let Oz pull back the curtain:

I read stupid things complaining about reviews and I say to myself "what do i have to do? dishes? should i file records? hell, i'll get in a message board squabble." so i skim what the last retard wrote, stretch my fingers and think (but not too hard) what i can write that is more assinine than the person before me. i go through a check list: mock their country? yes/no. make fun of their language? yes/no. grind down their music taste? yes/ no. once i figured that out (takes about 5 seconds), i let some obscure reference work their way in, hopefully in the form of really stupid puns. i stop and ask my lady when the last time i took a swipe at Wisconsin. "About four hours ago, honey" she replies, so i figure it is past due to poke the wisconsinonians. if i can work in a reference to utah or kemp boyd, i do. sometimes i giggle while i write, knowing that any reference to the dutch must be followed with the finger in the dyke joke. i admit that i am a bit amiss in not mentioning windmills or clogs, but i do make sure i call every hollander i can a pothead. and with you there must be a jazz reference.  i dont go back to correct my grammer or spell check because, frankly, i dont give a shit. this has taken me about 3 minutes to write and i will never read it again. you might. i wont. you see, my friend, this isnt about you and what you think. not at all. it is about me trying (but not too hard) to be as moronic as i possibly can be. "why? why?" you ask. "why be a moron?" because the only way to reply to moronic statements is with something even stupider than what came before. sorry to let the proverbial cat out of the metaphorical bag, but i am bored and bored of this subject. i've let myself get sucked back onto this board and now feel like i am wasting my time. thanks for playing "who is an idiot now" with me. i am going to crawl back into my hole.

Only really bad writers explain their work, still trying to make it sound funny and deep. 

(But can I crawl up with you in your hole and make some sweet lovin? Or fight some more?)

[luke batarang]

Case closed.

Fuck all y'all.

[Scrod Prickknee]

See what you started?

[SteveBeat]

This thread was a workout.

[erickelric]

More like a pissing contest between men with no penises.

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

YOU'RE ALL FUCKED

[bazooka joe]

I'm just upset that everybody but Snatched ignored me. Snatched, I LOVE you man! When are we djing together? I love Jenna and Harry but I hardly know Shane. He works with my girlfriend though.

I was just bored.