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[bradxxx]

We're really broken up about that.

i can see that!

[tahiti amin]

Thanks Kevin.  Those of you who hate it so much.  good stay away.  Too many shitty tourist as it is.  No one wants your flabby asses clogging up our beaches.  I plan on eating mushrooms and sitting in the sun all day tomorrow.  God life is terrible

[BRACE]

 Never been to Miami, seems sick. I have been to the Midwest a lot of times and it is fucking awful. Why the hell would I want to be completely surrounded by fat idiots when I could be surrounded by hot chicks (im in her room)

[bradxxx]

i loved florida!  some of the best times of my life were down there.  would really like to go back and visit sometime.  found lots of good records, saw and played with a bunch of cool bands, and generally enjoyed the awesome weather and everything else living in a car/van had to offer!!!

[bradxxx]

I can't take anything user: Bradxxx says seriously because he has less than 100 posts

I am only friends with people with more than 800 posts

WHO IS THIS NOOOOB?

it wont take me long to get back over 800 posts...

[denkinger]

Miami is NOT Florida, actually. I'm thinking more about the Panhandle or Tallahassee or Orlando or Lakeland, or some of the gross phony-boom towns in South Florida that have all gone bust, just like in CA. I was last in Miami around 1988, so I'm sure what I saw then has only gotten more off-the-hook. Some of the finest plastic surgeons in the world operate out of Miami...

Florida beaches are nothing to talk shit about of course, but I've never been much of a beach guy (shrug, I'll take a mountain-top retreat with some fir trees and a cold-running stream for my paradise instead) but I wouldn't kick a white sand beach and some chilled alcohol out of bed.

EDIT: My point is any shit I've just talked about Florida is also applicable to vast stretches of anywhere in the USA. We've built a lot of ugly shit over the last 10-15 years that makes everything near it look depressing as hell, including the people. 

[tahiti amin]

i loved florida!  some of the best times of my life were down there.  would really like to go back and visit sometime.  found lots of good records, saw and played with a bunch of cool bands, and generally enjoyed the awesome weather and everything else living in a car/van had to offer!!!

We accept your flabby ass with open arms.

and Miami IS sick.  THere are gorgeous chicks at shows who aren't even there with their boyfriends!

[tahiti amin]

Miami is NOT Florida, actually. I'm thinking more about the Panhandle or Tallahassee or Orlando or Lakeland, or some of the gross phony-boom towns in South Florida that have all gone bust, just like in CA. I was last in Miami around 1988, so I'm sure what I saw then has only gotten more off-the-hook. Some of the finest plastic surgeons in the world operate out of Miami...

Florida beaches are nothing to talk shit about of course, but I've never been much of a beach guy (shrug, I'll take a mountain-top retreat with some fir trees and a cold-running stream for my paradise instead) but I wouldn't kick a white sand beach and some chilled alcohol out of bed.

EDIT: My point is any shit I've just talked about Florida is also applicable to vast stretches of anywhere in the USA. We've built a lot of ugly shit over the last 10-15 years that makes everything near it look depressing as hell, including the people. 

PUSSY

[denkinger]

Miami is NOT Florida, actually. I'm thinking more about the Panhandle or Tallahassee or Orlando or Lakeland, or some of the gross phony-boom towns in South Florida that have all gone bust, just like in CA. I was last in Miami around 1988, so I'm sure what I saw then has only gotten more off-the-hook. Some of the finest plastic surgeons in the world operate out of Miami...

Florida beaches are nothing to talk shit about of course, but I've never been much of a beach guy (shrug, I'll take a mountain-top retreat with some fir trees and a cold-running stream for my paradise instead) but I wouldn't kick a white sand beach and some chilled alcohol out of bed.

EDIT: My point is any shit I've just talked about Florida is also applicable to vast stretches of anywhere in the USA. We've built a lot of ugly shit over the last 10-15 years that makes everything near it look depressing as hell, including the people.  

PUSSY

yeah...but all those parts of Florida still suck...and isn't your gig called Florida's Dying??

[tahiti amin]

does Orlando look pretty?  No not really, hell a lot of Florida doesn't, but this place far from sucks.  we have full towns of weird carnies and psychics, off the wall theme parks, swamps, beaches,  springs, Weeki Wachee, giant rebel flags, alligator back scratchers, anything you can think made out of shells,  and strange tourist attractions.  Yeah maybe we aren't spearheading the next food trend,  and we missed out on the awesome "loft pop" scene, and its true we don't have many thrift stores with $50 t shirts, but this is a state that was settled by castaways and weirdos and it still shows. Plus we had an incredible early punk scene where because of the lack of options you had bands like the Eat playing used car lots.  Thats fucking rad.  Sometimes I think about moving just to experience something else, but I honestly think this state fucking rules. 

[Richie]

[tahiti amin]

[King Donko of Punchstania]

rich - i ate mushrooms here! 

yeah, florida is pretty rad.  really no place like it and i know what you mean about all the weird-O places and people that crawl down here.  ive been all over and nothing compares!  all the haters obviously havent seen the REAL florida. the PUNK florida - haha.

 i would hate to live in california.  fuckin bullshit. 

this thread has really gone off track though, right?

[tahiti amin]

rich - i ate mushrooms here! 

yeah, florida is pretty rad.  really no place like it and i know what you mean about all the weird-O places and people that crawl down here.  ive been all over and nothing compares!  all the haters obviously havent seen the REAL florida. the PUNK florida - haha.

 i would hate to live in california.  fuckin bullshit. 

this thread has really gone off track though, right?

Thats cause we got no moderators.  I want Denkinger banned immediately

[Maltodextrin]

this thread has really gone off track though, right?

Fine by me.  Way more into cheap dinosaurs and regional joshing than hurt feelings and canceled accounts.

Here's an awesome picture of a bird: