Y'know Jay, as far as my asshole goes, I'm sorry that my wiping standards aren't quite up to what they should be these days.
Seriously, though, about my opinion, if someone told me that they didn't like one out of ten records that I made I don't think it would make much difference. Especially if I were trying to front like I were some hard-ass-fall-off-the-stage/don't-care/in-your-face-punk-rocker. This is the first record you've done that I haven't liked and, again, maybe I'm just not in the mood for it right now. Lately I've been listening to a lot of Them, Hue Blanc's Joyless Ones, Greg Cartwright-related anything, and sad-bastard shit like Townes Van Zandt and Sarah Vaughan. I'll come back to it later and probably dig it. Right now it grates on me.
Re: EU vs. US - I'm flattered that the Great Salt Lick is now a European landmark.