it's cool, rutabowa...don't let these other jackasses dissuade you from your plan. Here's some other things that are real easy that you should get other people to do for you
voting - you probably aren't informed enough on the issues anyways and someone else really will be able to decide better than you.
eating - I mean come on you're a busy guy, why should you stand in a store thinking about this trite shit.
your sexuality - let somebody else decide what you stick your dick in cause if that's not the most boring bullshit man ever thought about then I don't know what is.