booking agents

[rutabowa]

You know if you just admitted that booking tours isnt your bag and youd rather pay someone to do it for you this thread would prolly be dead by now. You had to keep going and now you look like a grade A moron. BAD PLUMBERS WORLD TOUR 2K12!!!

WHAT! have you read this thread! i have said exactly that about a 1001 times. the whole point was that a lot of people don't accept that and have issues with it, and i was curious as to why... when questioned, they came back with retorts like "pussy" and "moron" so i guess you all don't like to be questioned, you just like to win arguments like an good alpha male!! which also isn't my bag.
anyway please adress any other replies to my tour manager as he informs me i need to rest up for tomorrow.

[tina]

PUSSY

[rutabowa]

SPEAK TO MY TOUR MANAGER AS THE FACE ISNT LISTENING

[TTT]

I PAY DA BITCHES TO SUCK MY OWN DICK CUZ I DON WANT TO DO IT.  MY NECK WOULD GET STRETCHED OUT AND MY MOUTH WOULD HAVE TO REALLY TASTE DA BALLS AND SHAFT AND I LIKE GOING ON TOUR AND 2012 IS THE YEAR OF THE WATER PENIS.

[tina]

Why can't I find a picture of the so cow penis pig when I need one?

[tahiti amin]

I'll book a U.S. tour for you if you can find me a plumber to fix my toilet.

[Mark Beef]

I PAY DA BITCHES TO SUCK MY OWN DICK CUZ I DON WANT TO DO IT.  MY NECK WOULD GET STRETCHED OUT AND MY MOUTH WOULD HAVE TO REALLY TASTE DA BALLS AND SHAFT AND I LIKE GOING ON TOUR AND 2012 IS THE YEAR OF THE WATER PENIS.

wait till Todd here's about this

[TTT]

Tell that ho to quit swoopin in and pressin shit without tellin nobody no timetables!!!!!  Hahaha!   

[nickg]

somewhere's around page 7 i started wondering when this was gonna end up in Pop Punk.

[TTT]

I just booked a prostitute to give two blowjobs in three cities and she sold merch on my ballz while strokin tha shaft. 

[wnkrs]

yo rutabowa my man what people here are trying to say is

booking a tour doesn't take much energy

you could have made many contacts by simply posting a a thread in the upcoming shows thread

people would have hit you up saying hey man i can book you here (in the city they live in)

the time you have spent replying to this thread you could have probably had a decent lil tour booked or at least it would be in progress of being complete

[TTT]

the dood is right.  i can book your tour in major cities.  all of them have girls that suck dicks.  for a small fee, i can obtain marshall stacks signed by Zak Wylde or whateva that nigga called his name, and get TWICE the girl$ money and pussy off da chicks.

gear list:

Epiphone reggae colored Les Paul junior ($25 a day)
Optional dreadlock ($3 a day)
Mesa Boogie pedal ($4 a day)
Serious amps ($100 a day)
Zak Wylde mad signed amps ($45 extra plus YOU fuckin cary these man!)
Bass ($20 a day)
Drum tuner ($13 a day/$14 if you fuck it up by going over the international FUCKING dateline)

[rutabowa]

i appreciate that and it sure would be nice, but i wasn't angling for me to get a tour or anything, i was just trying to work out people's issues.... seeing if i am true punk and that (uh NO i guess!!).

tahiti: my plumber is named ten inch tony but he is only based in east london unfortunately. < i'm not even lying, he made me put that as his name in my phone.

[TTT]

i appreciate that and it sure would be nice, but i wasn't angling for me to get a tour or anything

I'll lower my rates:

gear list:

Epiphone reggae colored Les Paul junior ($24.99 a day)
Optional dreadlock ($3 a day)
Mesa Boogie pedal ($4 a day)
Serious amps ($100 a day)
Zak Wylde mad signed amps ($45 extra plus YOU fuckin cary these man!)
Bass ($20 a day)
Drum tuner ($13 a day/$14 if you fuck it up by going over the international FUCKING dateline)

[rutabowa]

sorry i can't make a decisiom as i have someone who deals with all this side of things you will need to clear it with them, they will take their cut of course