Argument to ponder

[TJ Webelo]

 I like how you started this with "shall i engage?". I  picture you reading my question covered in potato chips...cold half eaten burrito sits at the edge of your desk,  a few scattered 45's by your feet, greasy fingers, keyboard covered in crumbs, thinking "Ohhhhh boy. My internet pals just can't WAIT until I respond! Boy this  kid is gonna get it! I'll even point out how muddled and ill-informed his very simple question is, in an attempt to let him know that I've 'been there and done that'. I'll even follow up my post with a Slits related gif....not that THIS kid knows who the Slits are."

Do you smoked pot? 

Yes sometimes I "smoked pot". Do you ever "drinked alcohol"? Have you ever tried to "checked" your grammars before trying way too hard to be clever? It's not that bad of an idea.

for most people "punk" proves to be a pointless, unhealthy diversion on the road to a mediocre  middle-age riddled with regrets, poverty, and tedium.
 

You, don't say.....

I'm not sure what part of me wonders this....but I'm gonna guess and say that it's the same part of me that enjoys being choked during sex.

[Whet Bull]

Dear TJ,

I apologize for the typo ("smoked"), but before you spend too much energy dwelling on it, I should point out that typos are a matter of orthography (spelling) and not grammar.

I don't have internet pals, unfortunately, or any real pals for that matter.  My life is pretty sad.  I'm on disability for my glandular problem, so I'm home all the time and I have few distractions other than masturbation, music, and occasionally posting on this message board.  Hell, even masturbation isn't easy when you suffer from my condition, but I don't want to bore you or gross you out with the details.  Yes, I eat too much.  And I don't eat healthy.  It's an embarrassment to me and to my parents that I am this way, but I'm too far gone to do anything about it.  And to answer your question, yes, I have drinked (drank?) alcohol before.  Too much, in fact.  It's come close to ruining my life, not that I have much of a life to begin with.

I wasn't trying to be clever, and I certainly wasn't trying "hard."  I was trying to make a point, and ask you an honest question.  I know you know who The Slits are.  Even Chloe Sevigny knows!  I was just having a goof on a sexy girl who I think about a lot (or is that "about whom I think a lot?").  We have a running joke here on Terminal Boredom about Chloe's beaver being the best DJ in NYC... I didn't mean to be too insiderish or put you down in any way.

To be honest with you, "punk rockers" never really accepted me because of my looks.  Neither did goths (you shoulda seen me in pancake makeup and teased hair... not a pretty sight), or skaters.  I could have fit in with the metalheads, but metal sucks and I couldn't get into it.  So maybe there's a bit of resentment in that.  But I wasn't trying to put you down or pretend that I'd "been there, done that."  Punk has been more or less a spectator sport for me ever since I was a teenager.  This message board and my participation in it is an extension of that.  People can be a bit rude or mean to newbies here, and if I'm guilty of that, I'm sorry.

I sincerely hope you don't like getting choked during sexx.  I've tried that on my own a couple of times, and it was kind of interesting (I think I shot across the room!)  but I almost didn't make it!  It's tricky enough when you do it yourself; I don't think I would trust another dude to choke me while making love. 

But anyway, I hope now that we've cleared the air, you'll consider answering the questions I posed to you.  Maybe if you're in the New York area sometime we can hang out.  I've got tons of cool 45s in my basement pad, ha ha.

Love,
Whet

[Whet Bull]

Here's a pic of Michael Hutchence.  He died when he was only 37. 

[Edward James Homos]

Sad what happened to that guy.  Punk rock was his gateway drug, and it wound up destroying him.  "New sensation," yeah.  RIP.

[TJ Webelo]

Dear TJ,

I apologize for the typo ("smoked"), but before you spend too much energy dwelling on it, I should point out that typos are a matter of orthography (spelling) and not grammar.

I don't have internet pals, unfortunately, or any real pals for that matter.  My life is pretty sad.  I'm on disability for my glandular problem, so I'm home all the time and I have few distractions other than masturbation, music, and occasionally posting on this message board.  Hell, even masturbation isn't easy when you suffer from my condition, but I don't want to bore you or gross you out with the details.  Yes, I eat too much.  And I don't eat healthy.  It's an embarrassment to me and to my parents that I am this way, but I'm too far gone to do anything about it.  And to answer your question, yes, I have drinked (drank?) alcohol before.  Too much, in fact.  It's come close to ruining my life, not that I have much of a life to begin with.

I wasn't trying to be clever, and I certainly wasn't trying "hard."  I was trying to make a point, and ask you an honest question.  I know you know who The Slits are.  Even Chloe Sevigny knows!  I was just having a goof on a sexy girl who I think about a lot (or is that "about whom I think a lot?").  We have a running joke here on Terminal Boredom about Chloe's beaver being the best DJ in NYC... I didn't mean to be too insiderish or put you down in any way.

To be honest with you, "punk rockers" never really accepted me because of my looks.  Neither did goths (you shoulda seen me in pancake makeup and teased hair... not a pretty sight), or skaters.  I could have fit in with the metalheads, but metal sucks and I couldn't get into it.  So maybe there's a bit of resentment in that.  But I wasn't trying to put you down or pretend that I'd "been there, done that."  Punk has been more or less a spectator sport for me ever since I was a teenager.  This message board and my participation in it is an extension of that.  People can be a bit rude or mean to newbies here, and if I'm guilty of that, I'm sorry.

I sincerely hope you don't like getting choked during sexx.  I've tried that on my own a couple of times, and it was kind of interesting (I think I shot across the room!)  but I almost didn't make it!  It's tricky enough when you do it yourself; I don't think I would trust another dude to choke me while making love. 

But anyway, I hope now that we've cleared the air, you'll consider answering the questions I posed to you.  Maybe if you're in the New York area sometime we can hang out.  I've got tons of cool 45s in my basement pad, ha ha.

Love,
Whet

Dear Whet Bull,
Back peddling your attempt at trying to put me in my place will not work, BUT
if you'd like to ask me your questions a little more clearly, and not hidden in a pile of random sarcastic sentences and pictures, I may be able to answer them a little easier.

PS- Sorry about your disability. I'm sure you're a very good looking man who has many friends. My attempt to "win" was not personal as I do not know anything about you, and my description of a "messageboard warrior" was simply an exaggeration of the stereotype that probably fits me better than it fits you.

Love TJ.

[LayawayButch]

Richie, I'll send you a box of "Love Roses" (Thin Glass tubes with roses in them) if you unplug this site permanently

[TJ Webelo]

Richie, I'll send you a box of "Love Roses" (Thin Glass tubes with roses in them) if you unplug this site permanently

The board's  just not up to par for LayawayButch anymore. The site must be taken down immediately.

[Edward James Homos]

This just ain't no fun.

[Swampy]

[TJ Webelo]

The more I think about my question, the more I realize that it's such a fucking awesome question. I rule.

[Whet Bull]

PS- Sorry about your disability. I'm sure you're a very good looking man who has many friends.

Please don't patronize me.

[Edward James Homos]

The more I think about my question, the more I realize that it's such a fucking awesome question. I rule.

That sounds kind of conceited.

[TJ Webelo]

PS- Sorry about your disability. I'm sure you're a very good looking man who has many friends.

Please don't patronize me.

Patronize? I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm just some stupid 15 year old kid

[TJ Webelo]

The more I think about my question, the more I realize that it's such a fucking awesome question. I rule.

That sounds kind of conceited.

Get out of my thread "charles".

[bruce]