The Feelers are the best band ever

[dani]

oh, and i watched some chick shoot a bear out of a tree and then fuck on it, and as the couple swig bourbon the dogs drag the bear carcass off into the woods. the bear screamed when it got shot, i think. it was upsetting.

what did you have to type into youtube for that to come up?!?

[nickg]

oh, dani, i didn't search for it. it's actually posted on the "weird porn" thread on this very board. dave from the carbonas can find some messed up shit, apparently.

[QT-Thunderguns]

Mitch, all those things we told you about our balls were just a lie to make you THINK you were in the circle of trust so you'd leave us the fuck alone!

come on, mitch, it's not that we don't like you, i mean, we do, it's just that sometimes people get along and have things in common, and it's not that we dont WANT to be friends with you, we just don't think there's any reason to be.  i mean, you'll find some people who are, well, how do i say this... more like you, mitch.  and you'll be happy you found them.  okay?  don't take it too hard, mitch, it's for your own good, i'm sure you understand.

so to repeat: mitch cardwell, regardless of what he says, knows nothing about any of the feelers's balls and therefore is NOT IN THE FEELERS CIRCLE OF TRUST NO MATTER HOW BAD HE WISHES HE WAS.

[Vinnie]

I just wanted to say I laughed at the last Feelers bulletin on MySpace.

CIRCLE OF TRUST

[QT-Thunderguns]

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell everybody:  the feelers have decided to branch out into other areas of entertainment, the first being comedy.  we have quickly established ourselves as the best comedy troupe in the history of the world, to the surprise of absolutely no one.

[Mitch]

I have verbal AND written confirmation from JG that I am in The Feelers CIRCLE OF TRUST.  I know many, many things about The Feelers' inner circle, future plans and balls.  I'm on copy to every piece of inner-office correspondence.  Deal with it.

[QT-Thunderguns]

what? mitch?  the fuck?  hey mitch what's your fucking problem, are you fucking delusional? is the fucking neighbor's dog talking to you about work?  you sound like you a got a screw lose you dumb, demented fuck! 

you're not in the fucking circle of fucking trust fuck shit!  okay?  you're not!  show me the emails.  actually fuck that, i'm almost positive you wrote them to youself yesterday, printed them out and woke up this morning and "Found" them on your pillow, which you then jerked off onto.  i'm sure you'll show me a hand-made note written in magazine clippings glued to a piece of construction paper with some dry maccarroni, maybe some buttons and glitter-paint, maybe some ribbons, too, that says, "mitch, u r in da circul of trust.  gud job, budy.  luv jg." 

you're sick.  just sick.

[Mitch]

Nov 13 2006 5:24 PM
Johnathan Bruce Gray aka J DIDDY let me in The Feelers CIRCLE OF TRUST.  I have the document(s) to prove this.  I have immediate access to the full disclosure of all Feelers business, personal and professional.

[nickg]

so what, mitch, you don't like the CB songs or what!? don't keep us in suspense! (and by "us" i mean the catholic boys. i'm not trying to get you to talk about 'em here, especially if you DON'T like 'em! i just wanna know! i'll let you know all about my balls if you send an email to us)

[Mitch]

I never got the songs.  Paul said he's sent them a bunch of times, but I haven't got anything...maybe the files are too big for my email to allow???  Anyway, I've gotta get them via AIM from Paul.  I'm sure they are great.

[nickg]

oh, good.

you can still learn lots about my balls if you want.

[Scrod Prickknee]

Nick - what songs did you pick for the split?

[ihatestrangers]

Christ, he's in the CIRCLE OF TRUST.  And stop trying to make this all about you Trickknee!!!!  Dammitttt!

[nickg]

"funsters" (the "yer getting old" one, not the one that was first called "funsters," ya dig?) and "bubbles." i think that's right. both from the BASEMENT.

[Vinnie]

I wish I was in the Circle Of Trust.