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Count Drugula

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I'm
« on: November 17, 2006, 10:37:41 AM »
Getting married tonight.

Yep..At NIGHT COURT! 15 minutes and 35 bucks!

Sudden?...Sure.
Crazy?...Maybe.
Do I care...No.

Wish me luck DOODZ.
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Re: I'm
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2006, 10:39:45 AM »
holy fuck!  congratulations man!

shouldn't you be bachelor partying it up?
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Re: I'm
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2006, 10:43:58 AM »
Nah, I'm actually at work right now.

But we're doin a quick wedding then going out with some friends after to get loaded.
Keeping it simple for now, cause she's gotta go back to Japan in a week to take care of all the green card business that will follow. Then is moving back here in about 2 months, thats when we'll do all the official-friends, family, give me money and gifts big party and probally show.

All I know is this should be an interesting Thanksgiving dinner..."Hi mom, hi dad, meet my wife. Happy Thanksgiving."
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Re: I'm
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2006, 10:54:11 AM »
Congrats, Ryan just told me bout this a bit ago actually - pretty sudden, but hope it goes good for ya!


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Re: I'm
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2006, 12:13:50 PM »
Holy Fuck, we were gonna go to night court but my roommate is wrestling in an indie circuit tonight, and my friend just found a magistrate that may come out and marry us in the ring!

haha.

options...options...
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Re: I'm
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2006, 12:15:40 PM »
Haha, do that.
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Re: I'm
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2006, 12:16:40 PM »
I gotta make sure this magistrate dude is legit though before I give him the marriage license and trust him to send that shit in.
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Re: I'm
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2006, 01:17:14 PM »
Quote from: ChinaTownDan on November 17, 2006, 12:13:50 PM
Holy Fuck, we were gonna go to night court but my roommate is wrestling in an indie circuit tonight, and my friend just found a magistrate that may come out and marry us in the ring!

Oh my god, that is fucking GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

PS.  Schedule a run-in if you do it in the ring!  A ceremony without a chairshot isn't really a ceremony at all...
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Re: I'm
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2006, 04:00:28 PM »
Green card scam huh?  I would have gone for one of them Ruskie chicks that can suck a peanut through 20ft of garden hose.

congrats!
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Re: I'm
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2006, 11:59:38 PM »
Quote from: Criminaliq on November 17, 2006, 04:00:28 PM
Green card scam huh?  I would have gone for one of them Ruskie chicks that can suck a peanut through 20ft of garden hose.

congrats!

peanut?  i thought it was a golfball....

the squared circle ceremony sounds good.  "i now pronounce you man and wife, you may now suplex the bride, and follow up with an elbow drop to the sternum."

congratulations dan
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Re: I'm
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2006, 04:39:20 AM »
i hope you did that wrestling ring shit!!!  that rules!



i also hope that people at that show tonite kiss my ass!  fuck you - me and ryan were both there, and both lit, and both hate people, eat my dick!  im supposed to deal w/ this shit?  fuck you.......



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Re: I'm
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2006, 11:11:16 AM »
Getting married: -1000 punk points

GAME OVER
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Re: I'm
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2006, 08:34:42 PM »
 Hahaha! How fucking funny is this shit? VERY!!!! Dan thinks I'm a scumbag.
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Count Drugula

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Re: I'm
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2006, 10:59:56 AM »
Matt, I never said I had a problem with you, you've even said that you're a scumbag.

That being said, I don't care.
Being a scumbag and being an asshole is two different things completely.

I am friends with scumbags, not assholes.
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Re: I'm
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2006, 02:00:50 PM »
 I'm so scummy and I love it!!!! Goddamn, where are my fucking pants?
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