Mark Pesci should wear diapers.

[MattCoppens]

 Seriously. Dude looks like a downs kid and pissed AND shit himself at the Albion House last night. That's just fucked. I haven't done that shit since I was a toddler and I'm pretty sure I'm far scummier than Mark. Hell, he'll fit in nicely in Milwaukee as that's the only other city I've been to that houses people who have trouble controlling their bladders and bowels.

[Signed, Eric Cecil]

Whoa, sounds like the party was hearty.  Anyone know how to get in touch with the Bayonettes/Dangerloves folks via cell phone?

[littleone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH jesus fucking christ matt coppens this post was gold.

[JonE]

Mark can take a shower and be back to normal again, you, matt, will always be a faggot.

with love,
   JonE Fukkin Reject

[dustburn]

Mark can take a shower and be back to normal again, you, matt, will always be a faggot.

with love,
   JonE Fukkin Reject

BOOOYAH!

[Scrod Prickknee]

I do agree that Mark should wear a diaper, but only for everyone else's amusement. He should also carry an enormous rattle.

Paul, you have to admit that piss-shitting yourself is a more common occurance there than most places. It seems to happen all the time & people just think it's funny. It's not the location, of course, Eric pisses himself all across the USA.

[junior]

i was staying at coppens joint fer blackout. one WI native was seen standing up, walking in a circle, pissing on their sleeping bag, then getting back in the pissbag for more sleeps. that was pretty funny

[MattCoppens]

 Christ. If people are doing this everywhere I obviously DON'T need to get out more.

[Megan]

Milwaukee people piss themselves everywhere, not just in town. 

it's true!

[MattCoppens]

Mark can take a shower and be back to normal again, you, matt, will always be a faggot.

with love,
 JonE Fukkin Reject

 This coming from a fuckin' twink that I've seen wear hot pink neckties, looks like a chubby version of Kelsoe from That '70's Show, misspells and STILL has a gay punk name from his band from 5 years ago that never did shit anyway (JonE Reject? What the FUCK is THAT??), dresses as a fucking banana (or so I'm told), and wears stripes and polk-a-dots? Geezus Christ. I must have hit rock bottom bottom. Keep spinnin' those shitty Green Day records, dweeb.

[SteveBeat]

I pissed myself once after bonging nine beers in a row when I was 19, I can't imagine being drunk enough to shit myself.  Before I pissed myself, I was naked in a dorm bathroom on the floor.  I do have shitting issues, though.

[äpärä]

you people are totally fucked. fighting in the internet. so fuckin´what if somebody shits his pants. let´s tell everybody about it on the internet. geezus.

[junior]

if i ever shit my pants, i would completely expect anyone who saw/heard about it to pass it on to everyone. my friend ben shit his pants last winter. he had the trots, we got drunk, we walked around his neighborhood in real deep snow. he was fine until he hit the icy staircase and fell down like 10 steps, thats when he totally shit his pants. i almost ended up pissing mine

[Old Kyle]

The only people I knew who shit their pants were on crack.

[äpärä]

when you drink beer for a week on a row - avoid farting.