Mark Pesci should wear diapers.

[Josh]

One of my roommates in college shit the bed after getting shitfaced on a brewery tour.  The story was across state lines before 9 o'clock the next morning.  Nothing travels faster than an inopportune shitting story.

[JonE]

Mark can take a shower and be back to normal again, you, matt, will always be a faggot.

with love,
 JonE Fukkin Reject

 This coming from a fuckin' twink that I've seen wear hot pink neckties, looks like a chubby version of Kelsoe from That '70's Show, misspells and STILL has a gay punk name from his band from 5 years ago that never did shit anyway (JonE Reject? What the FUCK is THAT??), dresses as a fucking banana (or so I'm told), and wears stripes and polk-a-dots? Geezus Christ. I must have hit rock bottom bottom. Keep spinnin' those shitty Green Day records, dweeb.

first of all, dont ever say that i have worn a hot pink neck tie!!! I HAVE NEVER!!!(if you know where i can get one let me know though, i need one) second of all, i have never worn a banana suit before, only because they are 50 bucks. as soon as i save up a few more pennies then i will have one and will probably wear it. yes, i wear stripes, they are fun, i like to have fun, its fun to have fun. polk-a-dots arent really my thing unless its on a tie or its the one shirt i made for my halloween costume this year(i was melvin from the toxic avenger) and ill probably wear that every once in a while cause it looks pretty fukkin sweet. also, matt, what is the punk code on punk names? do i have to change my punk name every time i start a new band? JonE Catholic? JonE Boy? Tuff JonE? JonE Banana? i guess i need to read up on my handbook. sorry. i have also come to terms that i might look like that dude from that 70s show or dude wheres my car, yeah, i get it. oh yeah, good one with the green day records insult, everything green day i own is on CD, duh! well, except Kerplunk, i got that on LP.

i dunt lyk tu spll guud eethrr, itz punc too knot spll whell.

JonE Reject

[Megan]

you're not chubby, either. just putting that out there.

[fuckgaze]

[Mitch]

SLURP IT FROM YOUR PALMS LIKE A CHILD DANCING SOAKING UP RAIN SOAKING UP SUN

[Maltodextrin]

SLURP IT FROM YOUR PALMS LIKE A CHILD DANCING SOAKING UP RAIN SOAKING UP SUN

I kind of doubt he needs to be encouraged, Mitch.

[Mitch]

YO MAH POHNAY GURRRURRRLLL

[fuckgaze]

So, was that Chicago's most dangerous punk show?

most serious!

[äpärä]

whos that guy on the picture? did he shit his pants too or why are those pictures there. he could make me shit mine though, mean lookin mutha that he is.

[Mark Beef]

when did the Kevin Seconds look become so popular amongst the punk sheeples?

[IRV SWENSON]

when i saw the picture of coppens in the skeleton outfit i was wondering if it was halloween or if he just decided to dress that way on that particular day.  i'm kinda hoping it was the latter.

[Scrod Prickknee]

Skeletons don't shit!

[fuckgaze]

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?




I'm bone to be wild!

[SinglesGoingSteady]

Not to get into the Coppens/Reject fiasco, but isn't Jon E the one Catholic Boy that girls think is really hot? I heard a Black Lips hanger on describe him as such after seeing them.

just puttin it out der'.

[MattCoppens]

when i saw the picture of coppens in the skeleton outfit i was wondering if it was halloween or if he just decided to dress that way on that particular day. i'm kinda hoping it was the latter.

Ha! It was a "Halloween show" but on 10/28. My bassist was a flasher. Pat Kelly from Chronic Seizure wore 12 buffalo chicken wings around his neck, had celery stalks sticking out of his fuzzy day-glo orange pants, and smothered himself in bleu cheese dressing.
 That show was actually very dangerous. Mostly because of the 6 foot ceilings with nails sticking out of the boards. I'm not very tall so I wasn't too worried, but the drummer from Chronic Seizure is 6'7" and looked very uncomfortable all hunched over with a beer in his hand.