Washington and Jefferson College near Pittsburgh, 2000-2004. I majored in English and did pretty well. I got out of there with a 3.0 or so, and considering all the cheap beer I drank and free drugs I did, I don't think it was that bad. My school had 1200 kids, 99.8% of whom were fucking assholes. I came out of there with about 12 close friends, some relationships with great professors, and a bellyful of the most amazing food. My school had the best food service of all time. I miss it everyday.