Messing with scammers

[Maltodextrin]

I'm trying to find a roomate for Dec 1, and the sheer number of totally transparent, bogus sche emails I receive is incredible....

From: "Simon" <@yahoo.com> 
Subject: Re: room needed ugently 
To:  "adjyetty khary" <adj_yetty_khary@yahoo.com>

--- adjyetty khary  wrote:
 
> Hello am adjayen khary, I am intrested in renting
> your room posted on craigslist.com.I work for UNICEF
> as a medicinal Agent who moves all around and give
> drugs and medicine to affected kids and patient,i am
> a very simple person and friendly.I want to know if
> the room is still available as i would like to view
> its pics.If still available get back to me with your
> last price per month,your security per month,and all
> other charges i need to know.I am staying for just 6
> month and thats the period i will be staying said to
> me by boss.Im currently in Baltimore MD.All payment
> will be sent on my behalf from my boss by money
> order.kindly reply me with your Name,Mailing address
> in order for me to forward your info and make
> arrangement for payment.Have a lovely day.Kindly
> e-mail me directly here @adj_yetty_khary@yahoo.com
> i'll reply you asap I hope to read from you soon. if
> u have a yahoo messager we can chart on messager
> also
   
Sir--

I have so much admiration for people who work helping
children with UNICEF that I cannot possibly charge you
for the room.  Do not send any money, but feel free to
live here as our guest.  Please advise as to your date
of arrival and we will have the room ready for you.

Simon

[zombiewarfare]

This, i want to see. Maybe you could kill him and no one would ever know... definitely not UNICEF, anyway.

[Maltodextrin]

--- adjyetty khary  wrote:

> hello sur am very well appreciate ur effort on this
> issued ok . dont worry about my self united nation
> have made a good provision for this ok. dont worry
> just give me ur info  to send the cheque to ok.
> becuase f u said i should come there without paying
> anything ok my boss will think thats how they are
> helping ours and we dont tell the organization that
> we affect my job alot ok. if am there with u . u can
> take care of my feed ok thank ur sir . u are so kind

Sir--

the rent is $500, inclusive of utilities.  Would it be
possible to let you stay for free and instead make a
$500 donation to the efforts to help the children in
lieu of rent?  I would happily send you more money too
if you could make sure that it helps the children.  It
breaks my heart to see the children suffer.  Have we
forgotten that all of the children are indeed God's
children?  I feel as though a terrible judgment awaits
us for our neglect of the children and I will do all I
can to help the children.

God bless,

Simon

[Megan]

oh, you and your famous relationship with God.

[Maltodextrin]

--- adjyetty khary <adj_yetty_khary@yahoo.com> wrote:

> hello sir , u are a god fearing man and god we
> continue to be blessing u . am very glad about wht u
> said . if u really want to help children this wht u
> can do to me . can u send any of ur found to africa
> for the children there if u really want to help
> becuase the agent there called me and tell that they
> need money that  U N has n't send money to them any
> more ok. if u really want to help the children i can
> give u the agent info there at africa ok . about my
> own issued i will pay ur the $500  for the rent ok .
> and u will send the money to them in africa ok. but
> they needs little found now for the children

OK, so how will the UN pay me?  The best way might be a money order.  I know this can be difficult with the greedy banks and so on when you are in Africa and I am in Canada, so let me know if we need to make any special arrangements.  Also, can I send cash for the children?  If I send it to you directly, can you make sure children get it?