Author Topic: Nazi Sympathy (Read 2814 times)

Scrod Prickknee · « **Reply #30 on:** December 01, 2006, 10:44:00 AM »

It hurts my nose when people fart.

All laughter is based on one of two things:

* Bottled up/repressed feelings - fear, social mores, "inappropriate" thoughts/emotions, potty/sex issues, etc.
* Absurdity (confusion/fear of the unknown? I dunno)

It's a pressure valve.

rr · « **Reply #31 on:** December 01, 2006, 10:45:48 AM »

my farts can have some absurd smells!

FadeDignity · « **Reply #32 on:** December 01, 2006, 10:49:37 AM »

Quote from: Scrod Prickknee on December 01, 2006, 10:44:00 AM

It hurts my nose when people fart.

but it soothes your heart and soul!

äpärä · « **Reply #33 on:** December 01, 2006, 12:38:17 PM »

Quote from: FadeDignity on December 01, 2006, 08:41:56 AM

Quote from: äpärä on December 01, 2006, 08:30:57 AM
i think its impossible to make noteworthy humour without hurting somebody´s feelings.

Do farts count as noteworthy humor?

oh yes...that´s an exception to the rule...EXCEPT when someone who ain´t supposed to be fartin´ (like britney spears, president or mothere teresa) cuts a fart, then youre once again laughin at them, not with them

goneoffdatlean · « **Reply #34 on:** December 01, 2006, 04:41:59 PM »

Saw the movie, its not that funny and he doesn't really make fun of "blue collar" types. Fuck those types anyway.

Big John · « **Reply #35 on:** December 06, 2006, 01:59:12 PM »

Fart jokes:

NEVER NOT FUNNY!!

FadeDignity · « **Reply #36 on:** December 06, 2006, 03:31:23 PM »

I see farts on the same level as jerking off in a way. Much like jerking off, whether you admit to it or not(male or female) we all know you jerk off anyways...you're not fooling anyone. Same goes for farts...I don't care you who are. You can pretend to be an uptight prick, but I know deep down a little fart can warm the coldest of hearts!

A fart truly is THE supreme universal joke of the world.

bradx · « **Reply #37 on:** December 06, 2006, 04:53:33 PM »

best places to let one rip-library. libraries are quiet places and a loud fart is a laugh and a half. but my all time best fart was in the line at the DMV after a heavy night of drinking. it was a long line and of course noone was gonna leave their spot. it was so loud people all the way across the room getting their picture taken were laughing, one guy in line next to me said his eyes were watering, and the other 20 or so people just stood around looking pissed.

FadeDignity · « **Reply #38 on:** December 07, 2006, 07:32:56 AM »

hehehe I use to fart in libraries all the time. A part of me was always hoping that I'd get kicked out of the library so I could have the satisfaction of telling people I got kicked out of a library for farting. Never happened though...maybe one day!

PetroBPettson · « **Reply #39 on:** December 07, 2006, 09:15:47 AM »

I got hauled outta class and givin detention once for farting in 4th grade. My teacher was awful and thought I was a trouble maker, so she was out to get me. I was in music class down the hall, and I farted. Kids laughed, and she came down the hall, asked what was going on, and pulled me out by my shirt collar. She did not see the humor.