some amusing school crud

[Mattfactor]

I got a kick out of this paragraph today from one of my seventh-graders.  He was using words from our vocabulary lesson in a paragraph about football and came up with this.  I think the last sentence is especially great:

"That manuver didn't adhere to the rules," said the coach.  "I recommend you yield now when you still have a chance."

"No" said the opponent coach, "we have tacticts to penetrate your forbidding deffencive line."

"Next year you will have to have every minority kid be a participant," skreemed the coach.



This one cracked me up, too.  See if there's a sentence in here that sort of jumps out from nowhere(also from a seventh-grader, this time a journal entry)...

"I live in the country  I play football and basketball  I weigh 130  54 inches tall  I go to the Christian Church  I like Chinese food  I like swords and bows and arrows  My ear was bitten off two years ago  I watch TV  I play PS2  I help my dad work.  I collect Pokemon cards."

[PetroBPettson]

That 2nd paragraph is the best thing ever.  I want that tattooed on my arm.