So, I'm sick. I'm practically on my deathbed here. First time I've missed 2 consecutive days of work and had them NOT be drug or alcohol-related. I've been laying off the booze for 2 straight days now, which if you know me IS a pretty big feat, but last night I dipped into my roommate's bottle of liquid codeine and I swear to fucking God this shit has warped my mind. I'm seeing in slo-mo, am sweating like a pig, and have had some of the most bizarre dreams of my life.