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Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« on: December 07, 2006, 07:41:32 PM »
 So, I'm sick. I'm practically on my deathbed here. First time I've missed 2 consecutive days of work and had them NOT be drug or alcohol-related. I've been laying off the booze for 2 straight days now, which if you know me IS a pretty big feat, but last night I dipped into my roommate's bottle of liquid codeine and I swear to fucking God this shit has warped my mind. I'm seeing in slo-mo, am sweating like a pig, and have had some of the most bizarre dreams of my life.

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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2006, 07:44:40 PM »
yeah, its pretty easy to do a tribute to mark pesci in your condition (ya remember) after drinking that shit so avoid fartin´

but hey, try to survive somehow...

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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2006, 07:56:45 PM »
 Hey, I ain't pissin' or shittin' in the motherfucking living room over here!!!!

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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2006, 08:06:46 PM »
Go over to Russ' and piss in his living room.

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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2006, 08:35:42 PM »
 Good idea! Maybe I'll do that after my reading on Saturday (promopromopromo). I actually just zonked out on the couch where I dreamt I was at a water park with a mini drumkit and when I went on a waterslide my mini drumkit was missing and as I was complaining to a waterpark employee about my missing kit my father drove up in a convertible and was stabbed in his head with a huge needle from behind by an African woman with a long brassy-ring-like neck.

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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2006, 08:52:02 PM »
If you're sharing the codeine, ya can piss wherever!  ryan already got the kitchen covered though, so i guess the living room is the next logical choice.


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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2006, 06:34:06 PM »
I'm in a similar condition (sick in bed for a week, haven't left the house much, live alone...) and the meds I'm on are driving me crazy. I keep having these surreal garage sale dreams...finding odd treasures that transform into something else. Weird shiiiiiitz.

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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2006, 07:23:25 AM »
I'm in a similar condition (sick in bed for a week, haven't left the house much, live alone...) and the meds I'm on are driving me crazy. I keep having these surreal garage sale dreams...finding odd treasures that transform into something else. Weird shiiiiiitz.

ive been havin those dreams too...and your really fuckin pissed when ya wake up!!! and then to work...

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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2006, 09:29:19 AM »
I have tose drams too.  I think it's a symptom of the disease of the collector.

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Re: Liquid Codeine and the twisting of the mind within...
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2006, 10:04:43 AM »
yeah!