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vint

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Fuck truckers!
« on: December 12, 2006, 11:14:09 AM »
Today my sister was in an accident with a trucker. He forgot to check his mirrors and was running her off the road, she tried going onto the shoulder, but he kept on going despite her honking of the horn. Her brand new van was totalled. She hasn't made one payment on it yet. The trucker tried fleeing, but was forced to pull over by people who saw what happened, unfortunately, those witnesses left before the police came because my sister was alright. Dude is just getting a citation.

The other day I was driving my mom's little miata over a bridge in Green Bay when a truck tried changing lanes into the lane I was in. I wasn't in his blindspot. I was honking my horn and he kept on going. I had nowhere to go, I was on a bridge. Finally at the last minute I just slammed on the breaks, almost getting my ass rear ended. Since I don't have a license, legally anything that happens accident wise is my fault, whether it is or not. Not that it would have mattered, because I would have been dead in that situation.

I think it's a good idea to carry a gun on you, so when truckers make mistakes, we can take 'em out, right on the fucking side of the highway. Just shoot out their tires and then execute their asses.

I got alot of truckers in my family, and I even have friends who are truckers, but semis are like cops to me. Too much power. When you have that much power, and you fuck up, you should be executed. It's that simple.

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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 11:17:08 AM »
I have a friend who thinks he's a trucker and never shuts up about driving.

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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2006, 11:44:57 AM »
Where's Poortenga?  I'm sure he's got something to say on this topic.
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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2006, 11:56:41 AM »
I hope he talks shit on truckers who don't know what they're doing and fuck up other drivers, otherwise he's going on my list. I forgot that a friend of mine from high school was killed when she was hit by a fuckin' trucker that was in the wrong lane on a two lane in winter!!

Seriously, I got friends and family that are truck drivers, but with that kind of power comes alot more responsibility, and alot more accountability.

DEATH TO FALSE TRUCKERS!

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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2006, 12:06:05 PM »
it's hard to pay attention when you're cranked the fuck out.

seriously though, it's amazing more people don't get killed every year by oblivious cunt truck drivers. every time i've driven around the country i've gotten into some kind of altercation.
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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 12:31:21 PM »
Kevin, Didn't you almost get into a fistfight with one in Shawano or something?
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2006, 12:35:34 PM »
Yeah, cranked and trying to watch Cum Guzzlin' Teens 6 on DVD leaves little time for looking out the windows.

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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2006, 12:36:02 PM »
In Green Bay actually. Motherfucker was exiting through an entrance. Only, I was halfway in the entrance, and he wasn't about to stop, so I layed on the horn and gave him the finger before pulling out so I wasn't ran over. He followed me and tried busting out my window to beat the shit out of me at a stop light. My girlfriend locked the doors and I tried unlocking them, because even though I'd be obviously beaten to a pulp, I hoped at least he'd be thrown in prison and never be able to drive a truck again. I forgot about that. See, more reason to start offing bad truckers. Fuck it, I don't even care if they're bad or not, just death to truckers in general. Fuck 'em all.


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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2006, 04:59:54 PM »
THE RULES OF THE ROAD
1. Don't trust a motherfucker.
2. EVERYONE is a motherfucker.

I have seen every manner of horrible driving having driven approximately 600,000 miles professionally, from the purposefully insane to the dangerously oblivious.  Some people are just shitty drivers, now the percentage of shitty truck drivers is way smaller than automobile drivers, but when they suck it's way more noticeable.  I always say that 99 percent of the time I have the best job in the world, but when I have a bad day it can be a REALLY bad day...like death and/or destruction bad.  People don't understand what it's like to drive a machine that's seven stories long and weighs up to 80,000 lbs.  You are constantly calculating distances, angles, and trying to get inside the heads of the drivers around you, seeing what they see, trying to anticipate their next move and how it will affect you.  The mental and physical exhaustion can be staggering at times but I still find it enjoyable for the most part because I've basically seen it all and done it all and an totally comfortable and confident with my abilities to drive the truck.  That said, some real dumbasses slip through the cracks and are issued commercial driver's licenses and that's just the way of the world.  I'm sorry about your sister, Kev, but frankly I find your truckist comments HIGHLY offensive and I'll be contacting Gloria Allred in the morning unless a public apology is immediately forthcoming. 

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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2006, 06:10:39 PM »
Last winter an ex-girlfriend of mine was killed by a trucker who crossed into her lane and hit her head on going 60.

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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2006, 08:53:05 PM »
 If only such things would happen to any of my ex-girlfriends I MIGHT die a happy man. HAHAHA!

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Re: Fuck truckers!
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2006, 01:00:35 PM »
I suppose you've never watched Convoy, Kevin..