Embarrassing Shows You've Seen & Bands Insulting Each Other Onstage

[Dick]

GREAT THREAD. NEEDS MORE BLOOD.

[erickelric]

As I say that 50 Cent's "It's Yo Birthday" comes on the system and we have to stand there on stage the whole time while the whole fucking song plays.

This is almost the best part.

I bet there's some band there now and their biggest influence is you guys. Fifteen years from now, there will be some sort of bloody coup, and you can take credit for it.

[AggravationOverdose]

At one point , they must have sensed their time was up and tell the crowd, "there's a punk band here from NY who want to go on, here's what theyll sound like." And they go into some kinda no-wave jam , ironically their best sounds of the night.

Maybe the Doors cover band included former members of NATO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJtvaGkUq3c

For the umpteenth time how do you post a youtube video so it is embedded. I deleted the 's' in 'https' and nothing. I've been asking this question for like 5 fuckin' years. What is the big secret?

[erickelric]

I never see embedded YT vids on here. Do I? Certainly have no idea how to post one. Secret board occult shit, I imagine.

[AggravationOverdose]

I never see embedded YT vids on here. Do I? Certainly have no idea how to post one. Secret board occult shit, I imagine.

Oops. Haha. Wait a sec... I swear I've seen me some embedded videos here before. I dunno... can't get too stressed out about such a thing... FUCK!

[erickelric]

aggro OD

[tina]

Sure wish user: k. hadn't quit.

Didn't realize this. Guess it never came up around the dinner table. Did he go out quietly or have a PBB moment? And if it was a PBB could somebody please link me? Thanks!! 

[mosescarryout]

 More blood than embarassment--  In 1979 after failing my Blades audition I was appointed 5th Blade and we prepared for a "Guerilla Show" on the sidewalk in front of the Lou Reed show at the Agora in Columbus. Biggest hassle was finding power but the Street Scene Restaurant next door let us plug in. Bob Pfeiffer of Human Switchboard walked by and led me up the fire escape where Lou himself was holding court. Got back down to hear Zero Watt and the boys break into "You Don't Give Me What I Want". Zero started doing the lasso thing with the mike only to see it break off and fly directly into Richie the guitarist's forehead. Sheets of blood poured from that hillbilly hippie's head. I ran into the Street Scene looking for towels, doctors, anything, to save this kid's life. By the time I returned I could see he wasn't going to die and thought fuck that is what a two minute punk show should be.

[I Am Not Marty Feldman]

So far, mosescarryout and androo win. 

Some good moments on the implosive Lids/Final Solutions tour, mostly between Jay Jay and B Jay.  I can't remember if I was at the Milwaukee show or only heard this second hand, but I recall a spat that started onstage between the two during what was one of many flubbed songs.  Jay yells, from behind the drums at a frustrated B Jay, "I thought you guys had your shit together!"  To which B Jay replied into the mic, "Who gave you that idea?" 

Also in Milwaukee, probably during the summer of 2003, two friends and I convinced a touring band at a house show to let us use their gear.  We set up and play a series of horrible covers -- including the Real Losers' "Feelin' Loose"! -- and I disrobe entirely, at which point the guy playing drums accidentally breaks the kick pedal and I somehow dismantle the gain pedal.  Our audience: my girlfriend and one drunk guy.  Quickly dressed and got the fuck out of there.  Felt pretty rotten about it the next day, as I realized that the touring band was probably already broke and tired. 

[frankie teardrop]

So far, mosescarryout and androo win. 

Are you for real? Mosescarryout is a mad dawg and hooked me the fuck up when I was in Columbus last time. But Officer Brad X is clearly killing it in here.

[I Am Not Marty Feldman]

You should get a new act. 

[frankie teardrop]

Like what bro? I've got some Jazz. I'm down.

[I Am Not Marty Feldman]

I only listen to jazz.  That's it.  Mostly private press jazz. 

Officer Brad's stories are great.  But not exactly in line with this thread, or what I hoped to read here.  On the other hand, I'd like to read more LSOK lore. 

[frankie teardrop]

Isn't private jazz called spiritual jazz bro? I'm still learning.

[I Am Not Marty Feldman]

Diff, brah.  Lotsa privvy free jass among us.