This one time, at my apartment, a delivery fellow showed up during the Ashes while wearing an England cricket jersey, but he started speaking in what I mistook for an Australian accent. I said, "Wait, you support England?"
"No, I'm Kiwi, mate. I'll support anyone against Australia."
"Oh, right, sorry. So, Kiwis don't like Australians, then?"
"THEY'RE A BANCHA FAKKIN' CANTS."
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