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Re: Records that lost their luster
« Reply #120 on: November 12, 2015, 07:22:52 PM »
https://myspace.com/plasticletters

Unfortunately, there's a great loss of material: gone are dozens if not hundreds of photos, various bulletins, scandalous tour updates. 

I have a preserved memory of Derek offering, for days on end, to steal an entire shopping cart full of food for our apartment -- and then sheepishly begging a ride to the store and buying ingredients for chicken fettuccine alfredo instead.

True story - I was the designated getaway driver. We pulled up to the store and Derek was dead-set on this plan. He ran inside while I sat in my car, parked closest to the entrance - quietly waiting for him to rush out with a full cart of groceries. Maybe 10 minutes later, I walk inside to find him politely asking an employee where he could find the parmesan cheese. Think I just looked at him and said 'You wanna just buy this stuff?' and he replied '..Yeah.. I guess.' I drove him home and he made everyone chicken fettuccine alfredo for dinner.

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« Reply #121 on: November 12, 2015, 07:29:24 PM »
No Alfredo for me, he never included me in his plans. Actually I remember him saying he was  gonna buy everyone exploding hearts tattoos...but not me, haha. I thought it was funny because are you fucking kidding me?!  I ain't no inkster in any event, like I want a tattoo of any band? Much less a twinsies tattoo with derek!

That guy smoking meth in the bathroom was Nicky. He gave me some, it was awesome! Hate City (the "gang") party!
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« Reply #122 on: November 12, 2015, 07:32:18 PM »
I recall the tattoos.  I also did not want one. 

How many visitors had sex in that attic?  I threw away most of the clothes stored there.   

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« Reply #123 on: November 12, 2015, 07:53:44 PM »
14,000,000 views - the misfits - dig up her bones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgSLz5FeXUg
Shitty song... STILL better than anything on Walk Among Us. Plastic Letters are better than anything on Walk Among Us. They even wore eyeliner better than anyone on the cover of Walk Among Us. Crunching on marbles, scraping my nails across a chalk board, slicing between my toes with an exacto knife and putting a cheese grater to my foreskin feels better than listening to the sound of "Whoahh ohh ohhhhhs" that were recorded in a trash can.

Watching oatmeal dry on a pair of brown courdery pants is more exciting than that lame-ass record.

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« Reply #124 on: November 12, 2015, 08:01:31 PM »
This thread is now about an apartment that three board members once shared in Milwaukee, WI, during the summer of 2003. 

Who knocked over the Fry Daddy in the kitchen during a party, spilling a quart of grease everywhere?  I suddenly burst out laughing when I remembered that not very long ago.

My car: The city found it about a month after it went missing.  A cop arrived at my work and explained to me that two suspects had stolen it and taken it around the city, holding up gas stations and convenience stores.  I checked into the impound, found the car and opened the driver's side door.  The steering column was stripped.  The driver's seat had been fully reclined.  So had the passenger side.  There was broken glass on the floor.  A few empty bottles of Bud Ice, some smoked butts.  The car was predictably robbed of everything valuable -- stereo, hubcaps, change in console -- and some things that weren't, like the papers in the glove box and some photos in the visor.  In a stroke of genius, they left my leather jacket in the trunk, but removed the Crime pin from its lapel.  They must've had a laugh with that one.  I didn't attend their trial.  I wasn't summoned.  The bus in Milwaukee was not fun.  I saw Mike Schanck from American Movie on my route a few times.  I did not last much longer in the city of Milwaukee, WI.

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« Reply #125 on: November 12, 2015, 08:13:36 PM »
i was going through some shit the other day and i found the VHS tapes that contained the raw footage me and roy shot for the "human zoo" video back in 2004.  i think at the time i was in shock seeing an old friend in such a sad state, and i just kind of hacked something together and forgot about it, but looking back, we did have some fun times, and there is a ton of footage that is sitting there just begging to be edited into a NEW HUMAN ZOO VIDEO MOTHER FUCKERS!!!  thats right, you heard it here first on the plastic letters thread on termbo!!!

https://youtu.be/AV4llQxY4_8
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« Reply #126 on: November 12, 2015, 08:20:27 PM »
or is it a chicken fettucini alfredo thread?  we already heard there was parmesan.  what if any kind of sauce was used?  did it come in a jar, or was it made from scratch?  if it came in a jar, what brand?  if made from scratch, what other ingredients were used?  was broccoli involved in any way?  i like my fettucini alfredo to have chicken, broccoli, and shrimp in it.  is there a special technique to keep the noodles from sticking to each other?  i use linguine noodles myself because they dont seem so sticky...


oh, and were there side items?  garlic bread, perhaps?  store bought or homemade?

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« Reply #127 on: November 12, 2015, 08:24:08 PM »
14,000,000 views - the misfits - dig up her bones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgSLz5FeXUg
Shitty song... STILL better than anything on Walk Among Us. Plastic Letters are better than anything on Walk Among Us. They even wore eyeliner better than anyone on the cover of Walk Among Us. Crunching on marbles, scraping my nails across a chalk board, slicing between my toes with an exacto knife and putting a cheese grater to my foreskin feels better than listening to the sound of "Whoahh ohh ohhhhhs" that were recorded in a trash can.

Watching oatmeal dry on a pair of brown courdery pants is more exciting than that lame-ass record.

walk among us is the best record in the history of the fucking universe and you are one retarded ass nigger for not knowing it.  get with the program, dip shit!
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« Reply #128 on: November 12, 2015, 08:29:40 PM »

walk among us is the best record in the history of the fucking universe and you are one retarded ass nigger for not knowing it.  get with the program, dip shit!
Dawllllright. Ya twisted my arm

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Re: Records that lost their luster
« Reply #129 on: November 12, 2015, 08:31:28 PM »
now get down and suck danzig's dick!!!
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Re: Records that lost their luster
« Reply #130 on: November 12, 2015, 08:35:12 PM »
now get down and suck danzig's dick!!!
I'm gonna have to get down pretty low to do that!

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« Reply #131 on: November 12, 2015, 08:49:48 PM »
yeah, i bet you are, faggot.  thats how you people do.
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« Reply #132 on: November 12, 2015, 08:51:11 PM »
once when i was living in pewaukee in 2013 my roomate stole danzigs jizz and used it to make chicken parmesan.

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Re: Records that lost their luster
« Reply #133 on: November 12, 2015, 08:56:06 PM »
yeah, i bet you are, faggot.  thats how you people do.
'cause he's like, a midget, ya know? I'm hilarious.


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« Reply #134 on: November 12, 2015, 09:20:51 PM »
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