Yeah, no shit. Fucking Partridge Family lookin' posers.
Vanilla Fudge is somehow an "authentic" or "original" band to be compared to these days??
"Bands back in the day like Vanilla Fudge actually sang about getting their heart broken because they truly cared about somebody."
UHHHHHHHHH. From my memory I'm pretty sure most of their records were just crappy drawn out covers of other established hit songs, right?
Puke.
From The Harry Shapiro & Caesar Glebbeek book "Electric Gypsy"
Eire Apparent and Soft Machine had been the main support bands up to then. Now another name appeared on the hoardings - Vanilla Fudge. Formed in New York in 1965 as the Pidgeons, Vanilla Fudge had a minor hit in 1967 with a slowed-down baroque version of 'You Keep Me Hanging On' with gothic organ and drone guitar sounds. Their debut album gave similar treatment to 'Eleanor Rigby', 'Ticket to Ride', 'Bang Bang' and 'People Get Ready'. On the strength of this and subsequent efforts, they became labelled as one of the first 'heavy' rock bands. They were also apparently controlled by the Mafia.
Robert Wyatt of Soft Machine recalls Mike Jeffery coming to see them rather sheepishly.
He said, '1 know you got your time sorted out for your act, but we've got a fourth group on, so you got to cut it down to twenty or twenty-five minutes. We didn't really want these guys, but anyway, don't make a fuss.' And then the Vanilla Fudge arrive accompanied by, and 1 kid you not, two geezers straight out of The Godfather with scars down their cheeks. Everybody, including Mike Jeffery, was frightened, that's the word for it. [Apparently] Mike got a call:
'The Fudge haven't made it on the West Coast, they would like to join your little tour.'
'Oh, no, sorry, we've got our package tour.' 'You don't understand what I'm saying. The Fudge would like to join your tour, you don't want any trouble. The Fudge join your tour.'
Once on the tour, La Cosa Nostra did a good chaperone job as Mick Cox observed: 'They [the Fudge] weren't allowed to do anything at all, you know like talk to under-age girls, smoke, drink, take anything. They had to be white as white. The first time they arrived on the tour, they walked up to Dave Robinson [Eire Apparent roadie] and said, "We're using your gear. Ours hasn't arrived yet." ,
In fact, out of sight of their minders, Vanilla Fudge were just as big dopers as any other band. They'd given all their stuff to the roadies to bring with the gear across the desert, in case they got stopped and searched. One of the roadies took everything he'd been given, jumped out the van and was never seen again. The other roadie couldn't drive, so all the gear was left stranded in the desert.
Dave Robinson says, 'Oh no, you're not.' And so this guy just walked up to him, ripped his shirt off, pulled out a gun and pushed him up against the wall. 'Right, we're using your gear.' 'Yeah, right, sure you are.'