Six types of punker. Which one are you?

[AggravationOverdose]

Take a look at the image.

Who do you most identify with?

I was actually the model for the regular lookin' herbert with huge package second from left, but I want to be the eyepatch wrestler dude.

[ditmasduke]

Unfrozen caveman lawyer punk forever

[vedicardi]

whatever one has the least body odor

[AggravationOverdose]

whatever one has the least body odor

That would be a tossup between the skin and the droog. Your choice, but the droog might smell like bleach.

[cranefortune]

hahah this picture is sick. if I'm being honest i am a "grown up" eye patch man. so like maybe more docile like john ramona archetype next to him. or maybe dude next to skin i dunno.can i be all of them?

[AggravationOverdose]

You're eye patch man? I've seen all of the other archetypes in person- even the droog, but I've never actually seen a cro-magnon Road Warrior eye patch wrestler dude at a punk gig. There used to be two fat brothers that went to punk gigs in Flint that looked alot like the Nasty Boys

...and when I say alot, I mean ALOT. They were basically flabbier versions of Jerry Sags yet still, I yearn to see a real eyepatch Road Warrior punk. Let me know if you are ever in Chiraq, I'll buy you a beer or whatever it is eyepatch Road Warrior's like to drink.

[cranefortune]

You're eye patch man? I've seen all of the other archetypes in person- even the droog, but I've never actually seen a cro-magnon Road Warrior eye patch wrestler dude at a punk gig. There used to be two fat brothers that went to punk gigs in Flint that looked alot like the Nasty Boys

...and when I say alot, I mean ALOT. They were basically flabbier versions of Jerry Sags yet still, I yearn to see a real eyepatch Road Warrior punk. Let me know if you are ever in Chiraq, I'll buy you a beer or whatever it is eyepatch Road Warrior's like to drink.

i guess i mean  in my brain i am eyepatch man...probably have adhd, substandard hygiene, willing to sacrifice my body to amuse others.....visually i rpobaby look more like herbert man now though. as i have shed my youthful punk costume skin (for the most part) i now just look homeless chic...but hey if we ever get to hang out i will don 2 eyepatches deal?!

[Dr. Humpp]

Never been a punk. They suck cock for smokes in jail, who want that?

[AggravationOverdose]

Never been a punk. They suck cock for smokes in jail, who want that?

Depends on how bad you want to smoke.

[nuggetsvolume1]

I'm the Herbert second to left who looks like he's from Minnesota; however, in my mind, when I talk to chicks, I'm the Wattie look-alike with the mow hawk. You gotta dream big!

[velcro]

get glasses boys and gals. punk 2nd from left is clearly an undercover cop.

[velcro]

only a matter of time before ringleader gets the youngin'-in-over-his-head (far left) to force the cop into boofing their bad speed to prove his mettle before they go strangle cats in the junkyard. the cop will of course sweat thru his wire and set the investigation back weeks.

[velcro]

o and to answer the original query. i am the undercover cop. as far as these boys know my name is Tasty Tom, I'm a small time pusher from Phoenix.

[satanisrealagain]

I'm a POST-MODERN punker.

[nuggetsvolume1]

You guys think this is so cut and dry: undercover second from left started this as a simple undercover operation. Just another drug bust in a string of many. That's before he met Caveman Ramone guy...and their love blossomed. For the first time in his life, he knew what it meant to care and be cared for. And for the first time in his career....he's in too deep.

(Rated R)